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@Amerikek sadly the above picture is not my cat, just a cute pic I found. The previous picture with the green background is my cat, she stays inside, the lion is outside

Yeah she's like a potato cat tbh

@LiNuX how's your lion doing?

Having a braai tonight

Haha no @Amerikek educate yourself😂

>flip 100 heads

>Flip 100 heads

>Flip 20 heads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OurF0o7QE1c

How do people let their cars get so gross<:DISGOSTANG:645691813583126558>

So I'm sick, death has run over me with an 18-wheeler, at least orders for the store are coming in. Send memes...please

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Until something jumps out and devours your soul.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEBneAu-SYw

SO his thing is to change his face to look like the joker, feckin India....

Pee on the fireworks to establish dominance

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@Tersheus a friend

@Tersheus Yeeee

@Tersheus Thanks, welcome back

So I keep waking up tonight with the feeling that something's not right. This would be the 3rd time I've woken up tonight . I've checked the security cams and checked on the dogs. Nothings wrong. Just my paranoia acting up or gut feeling?

Just checked the doors and house alarm, everything is locked and on

Gut's usually accurate. It's just a weird feeling, like a constant state of dread. I don't have a reason to be paranoid so this is weird

First time in weeks I've woken up with this feeling. It comes and goes not a regular thing. @templar ni🅱🅱a that's what I'm thinking maybe. @Amerikek nah the ghost in the house is chilled he just smokes his pipe

It's Africa wouldn't be surprised @R3d

@Amerikek yeah it's the dude who built the house. Pretty cool dude he pops by occasionally

Yeah dad and I can see him, you usually smell tobacco and then he walks by shortly after

A few times but he usually minds his own business. When we just moved to the house they tried to break in. My room is right next to the door they tried to open and I was woken up by a guy screaming and a bang. When my dad went to go check you could see a hand print on the door on the inside and a bunch of tools in the entrance outside. Like I said he's a pretty cool dude

No you can hear him mumbling sometimes but that's about it he doesn't talk much

Think grumpy old man in a retirement home and you have his personality basically

No wouldn't be him, he's never done anything like that before

In the 9 years I've stayed in this house

Doubt it he's more amused by our toaster than anything else

Well I've woken up with hallucinations. Might be lack of oxygen like you said. I've lost over 5kg in the last month and a half so I doubt weight loss would cause breathing issues, even with the weight loss I feel great

We don't have gas in the house

Doubt it, we're next to a dam and the nearest mine is about 40km away, there hasn't been reports of any gas in our town

@Amerikek a bit overweight but with 2kg or so nothing major, started managing portions and snacking less.

Yeah it's the midnight snacks that got to me😅

Calorie counting was the devil to me, I'd count the calories and if I was over I'd skip a meal. So now I'd rather eat until I'm full but in smaller portions, if that makes sense. Retrain your brain, I'm not going hungry but I'm also not over indulging. Once I'm back at uni I'm starting with my cycling again

Weight has been a problem my whole life so to actually manage it, was difficult at first

2 AA batteries in the ass a day and you're good to go😂

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Has anyone watched this?

The most important guest

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Can confirm we like the soft hats. It's like having a rabbit on your head that we just want to pet the whole time. Beware someone will probably try to steal the hat and wear it😂

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I sometimes worry about you guys🤔

@Keque where's your hazmat suit?

Don't know, edit: just checked the news, OR Tambo airport is on high alert since that is the only airport with Asian flights

My cat's cute

Until she opens her mouth

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I feel old, turned 22 today. I'm a grandmother

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Oof oh well get drunk and enjoy your life there's nothing else you can do tbh

Yeeeee we want some babies running around here

Nah babies are cute @templar ni🅱🅱a

I feel like I'm going to be the aunt who just travels the world and gets high

Nah my love life is a hopeless mess. So I'll just chill it out until I find my person

Nah my kids are going to be raised as punk rock kids @Tersheus

Manage a band and be pregnant, ah the dream

I'm their fixer, they break it I fix it @Tersheus

Yeah I literally have a first aid kit with me at all times to make sure they don't die. Aint no body doing crack on my watch

See chicks have it easy, we generally don't make that big of a mess

>generally

There are the few exceptions

Sold, your macaroni art makes my lady penne tremble😂

Don't degrade yourself like that @Lord of Depression you are a strong independent woman

Show me yours first

There you go @Lord of Depression

Nah speak to the dukes or @Tersheus

Too late

@Keque ek voel ons moet hulle net soos n shit ton vloekwoorde leer😂

I'm cursing you all with the Corona, sorry neh

You're doomed

And I'm starting with Amerikek

Hello there, can Robert interest you in some illegal affection?

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Good luck @Duke of Txtspeak may the odds be ever in your favour

So went out last night, was high (making brownies and tasting) then friend mixed in alcohol and beer pong. Eventually we lost and she makes me drink everything. I told her like "hey, no I can't drink all this" and she just basically waited until I finished before we went on with anything(hostage drinking I guess?). The wine didn't do it, it was shit, hot wine. Blegh. Started getting drunk and made a fool of myself. I would have been fine with just the brownies but she insisted on the wine. Is it bad of me to be kinda mad? Don't force feed me alcohol bitch, you're 99% of the reason I end up wasted every time. And scene.

Lawdy this is cringe, deserves to be in one of those columns in a women's lifestyle magazine asking help.... Ew

It's like reasoning with a rock. She does what she wants or gets mad

@LiNuX where's your hazmat suit? Someone fix him up please

Tough shit

Tits

@Amerikek please help this idiot

Feckin Eskom. Damn loadshedding again

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