I am a chaos agent

modelovirus is in this mf

Shut up foo

You what they say homes

Snitches get stitches

I feel old, turned 22 today. I'm a grandmother

gilf*

I just googled "Peter Griffin angel dust" to see what comes up

What the fuck

God I hate australians

@MSTM I'll be 30 in 2 months

Oof oh well get drunk and enjoy your life there's nothing else you can do tbh

Fucking bleach some how stained my favorite shirt

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@MSTM for now I'll start trying to impregnate my wife

I want triplets

Yeeeee we want some babies running around here

Some little autists

Nah babies are cute @templar ni🅱🅱a

What's the difference kek

I feel like I'm going to be the aunt who just travels the world and gets high

I'm probably gonna be the uncle who brings cool shit for Christmas

na ill plan on beeing a dad

Yall won't have kids?

im planning on at least 3

but propably around 5-7

I'm not sure. Bit hesitant with how the world is going ya know

Nah my love life is a hopeless mess. So I'll just chill it out until I find my person

I want to beat the shit out of my washing machine tho

Fuckin only ruin the shirt. The one thing that didn't need replacing

Not the towels. Not the socks. Not even the pants

@MSTM have kids, help populating the earth

@templar ni🅱🅱a you too

Imagine not having kids

Nah my kids are going to be raised as punk rock kids @Tersheus

Manage a band and be pregnant, ah the dream

Imagine not having your own dynasty, through which you can vicariously live

A wise man once said me: there are 3 things you gotta do before you die: Plant a tree, write a book and have a kid

only one? 3 at least

At least 1

I'll consider a kid when I'm 23. I'm just turning 21 this year and I want to see how far my liver can go kek