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2019-09-26 18:24:03 UTC

Ah yes, get like 600 ounces around every two hours. That will make a great difference very fast

2019-09-26 18:24:27 UTC

Though it could be a good way of stocking the crew to the place with food

For real tho wish I had 294

2019-09-26 18:25:27 UTC

Yeee

2019-09-26 18:25:50 UTC

Porcupine sperm for days

Order a cup of cure for AIDS and pour it down the toilet just to dab on gays

|| Septic tank dweller: "I've been waiting for this" ||

2019-09-26 18:27:14 UTC

I'm gonna name my next DnD character Septic Tank Dweller

2019-09-26 18:27:38 UTC

Anyway, you could order a cup of anyone in the world, one at a time

2019-09-26 18:27:59 UTC

Would be a slow and painful way to assassinate people

Today I will have a cup of the pope

And of course feed it to septic tank dweller

For real tho all the std cures and cups of people will turn septic tank dweller into an unstoppable beast <:deepfry:557778579828768770>

When I have killed enough important people for the world to be in anarchy I unleash septic tank dweller

What if you wanted a cup of Greta Thurnburg's grey matter but scp 294 said: || OUT OF RANGE ||

2019-09-26 19:09:52 UTC

Uhh...

2019-09-26 19:10:02 UTC

Septic tank dweller?

2019-09-26 19:10:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558015693757480971/626858154231201792/image0-7.png

2019-09-26 19:11:14 UTC

@W A T E R Wtf do you mean by septic tank dweller?

2019-09-26 19:11:47 UTC

*Horrors from the void*

Some horrible shit thats funny to think of but disgustang to look at

2019-09-26 19:13:43 UTC

The thing chase posted a while ago?

2019-09-26 19:14:08 UTC

um

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558015693757480971/626859069625466880/unknown.png

2019-09-26 19:14:28 UTC

I've had nightmares about that

2019-09-26 19:15:08 UTC

fucking chase

2019-09-26 19:15:20 UTC

I was eating damnit

2019-09-26 19:15:25 UTC

pranked

2019-09-26 19:15:29 UTC

Shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558015693757480971/626859409158570005/image0_1.jpg

2019-09-26 19:15:50 UTC

*Welcome to the void my child*

2019-09-26 20:03:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558015693757480971/626871583469862933/image0.jpg

2019-09-26 22:33:05 UTC

Why

2019-09-26 22:40:23 UTC

Looks like an edited image

2019-09-26 22:41:45 UTC

It is

2019-09-26 22:41:55 UTC

But why does it exist

2019-09-26 23:01:28 UTC

Thats where starbucks gets their coffee from

2019-09-26 23:30:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558015693757480971/626923531862802452/0925192218.jpg

2019-09-26 23:30:48 UTC

This is what I got left with with last night as the sole dishwasher for the evening

2019-09-26 23:32:07 UTC

Epic

2019-09-26 23:35:33 UTC

very cursed

2019-09-26 23:37:51 UTC

50 sheet pans <:considering:550596038084395028>

2019-09-26 23:37:55 UTC

<:considering:550596038084395028> <:considering:550596038084395028>

2019-09-26 23:38:54 UTC

Ah! A fellow dishwasher

2019-09-26 23:39:09 UTC

Ah, a fellow dish ghoul

2019-09-26 23:39:17 UTC

👋

2019-09-26 23:39:58 UTC

kek 👋

2019-09-26 23:40:29 UTC

Others exiled to the pit whom can relate

2019-09-26 23:41:13 UTC

Penis

2019-09-26 23:42:07 UTC

Yes. Been some time since I've been in that kind of dishpit, but I know that can be a little grueling, especially alone, good luck unto you fellow ghoul

2019-09-26 23:43:52 UTC

My pit does dishes for our restaurant, the sister restaurant (their machine can't process sheetpans or big things, it's a smaller machine), and catering events.
Starting mid 2020, we'll also be doing hotel dishes LOL

2019-09-26 23:44:29 UTC

Oh god, I'm in the bathroom and I can hear carts of catering dishes being wheeled around before my shift starts

2019-09-26 23:46:22 UTC

oof, I know catering can be a nightmare. currently I

2019-09-26 23:46:32 UTC

ack I sent that to early

2019-09-26 23:47:00 UTC

>sanitation change alarm going off and hear coworker scramble around
<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-09-26 23:47:20 UTC

oh shit, welp that's not good

2019-09-26 23:47:53 UTC

You know the pains though

2019-09-26 23:49:05 UTC

I do, but the pit I work in now a days is on a campus in buffet style restaurant that does catering. But luckily to day is one of my two days off

2019-09-26 23:50:04 UTC

Aaah

2019-09-26 23:50:14 UTC

We used to be a buffet style restaurant

2019-09-26 23:50:21 UTC

I work at a casino

2019-09-26 23:50:36 UTC

Oh. Neato!

2019-09-26 23:51:14 UTC

They started me on a Friday during the busiest season when we were extremely understaffed and I was just like "what the fuck did I sign up for"

2019-09-26 23:52:11 UTC

Now we're understaffed again, two dudes threw out their backs <:deepfry:557778579828768770>

2019-09-26 23:52:34 UTC

I gtg but yaaay other dish ghouls 👋

2019-09-26 23:52:54 UTC

Well have a good shift

2019-09-26 23:52:57 UTC

Good luck<:salute:558007048122400795>

2019-09-27 02:37:31 UTC

@SheepTeeth I once worked at a mcdicks and i got transferred over for the sole role of dishwashing.. they literally didnt fucking wash anything and just threw it in the back where dishes are washed until they *ran out of dishes to run the kitchen with*. So i literally spent 5 fucking hours washing about 90% of the dishes for the entire fucking mcdicks. I'm sure my hands lost an entire layer of skin that night because of the strength of the fucking soap they use and i had NO time to spare because these retards by the time I got there were fucking using dirty *everything*. One of the chef's names was Snowflake.

2019-09-27 02:39:02 UTC

There were 3 carts that had dirty shit piled up on them and it was a 4-5 foot tall pile of shit for each of them. (On top of a full goddamn sink)

2019-09-27 03:11:47 UTC

good 'ol McDindus

2019-09-27 03:37:16 UTC

Gotta love a dons

2019-09-27 04:31:06 UTC

Fuck

2019-09-27 04:31:08 UTC

Yikes

2019-09-27 04:31:50 UTC

@nnqlnc that's the kind of nightmare I keep walking into when my shift starts because the dishpit is too much for my lazy coworker

2019-09-27 04:33:00 UTC

Except that my cooks have no tolerance for using dirty shit over and over so they bully my coworker to get shit done or just hop into the pit and do it themselves if me or another coworker aren't there

2019-09-27 04:34:17 UTC

The cooks on my line apparently have personality and ego issues (?) Ive heard about but everyone has been super nice to me since I started (minus a couple instances)

2019-09-27 04:35:47 UTC

My manager is cool enough to jump into the dishpit for a couple hours of we're super short staffed and overworked

2019-09-27 04:52:20 UTC

Yeah, knowing how mcdonalds is run, stay the fuck away from that place. Like what corporate claims that they're doing "good" accually matters when it comes to when you pay your workers the least you can and try to skim as much as you can from that aswell. Like they give a fuck how long that meat's been sitting.

2019-09-27 05:58:46 UTC

Oh god, oh no

2019-09-27 05:59:10 UTC

The new guy that was starting tomorrow couldn't pass the background test

2019-09-27 05:59:13 UTC

😂

2019-09-27 06:00:09 UTC

We're understaffed again, FUCKIN LMFAO 😂 😂 😂

2019-09-27 06:00:45 UTC

The line cooks were super cool and helped me by washing and putting away a bunch of shit though

2019-09-27 06:02:52 UTC

>be a busy ass casino restaurant
>sole evening dishwasher is a petite woman who sometimes cries in the dishpit and no one knows why

2019-09-27 06:03:41 UTC

At least I'm going to have good references if I decide to change jobs

2019-09-27 06:04:55 UTC

Does your restaurant have any soda machines?

2019-09-27 06:10:31 UTC

<:AAAAA:531152976358801422>

2019-09-27 08:28:40 UTC

We have 1 soda fountain, the rest are soda guns that are hooked up to the wall and have a flavor thing and a line directly connected to a giant CO2 canister

2019-09-27 08:50:45 UTC

@KhromosomeKing From the authors about page

2019-09-27 08:50:48 UTC

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2019-09-27 08:50:53 UTC

HMMMMMMMMMm

2019-09-27 08:50:55 UTC

HMMMMMM

2019-09-27 08:51:09 UTC

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2019-09-27 08:51:13 UTC

HMMMMM

2019-09-27 08:51:47 UTC

Who the fuck names their company after utensil

2019-09-27 08:52:07 UTC

What's next *PLATE*

2019-09-27 08:52:09 UTC

click bait leading into an MLM, from the looks of it

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