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21/F/Heard there's some magical stuff going on here
Probably something to do with the picture size settings of the tv
That's going to be a fuckload of work
Kill it, kill it before it can lay eggs
So my ex and I are still friends after the breakup. Everything was fine but lately he keeps bringing up suicide and if I block him he can't handle it and everything. I get pissed when he says these things and I usually call him out on it. Last night he asked if he can start cutting, I tell him no and go off on him about if this is his way of getting me to feel sorry for him its not working. I still hope to be friends but if he keeps pulling this shit I'm leaving. It feels like emotional manipulation at this point. He doesn't seem to move on and gets very possessive when I tell him I'm going out or whatever. I'm just afraid he's going to pull some dumb shit down the line.
Yeah might block him because he's like borderline psycho at this point. Apparently he gets 'panic attacks' when I don't answer my phone and shit like that. He should grow up tbh
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@@keknomancer Mostly MLP covers
Tel sarkasme?
Keque doen wat Keque doen suig n piel as jy dit nie like nie
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@Aeiou its only gay if the tips touch
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Aww bear floof
@LiNuX I was at the same bbq and you need to house train that damn lion
@keknomancer exactly
@LiNuX Good thing you wrapped him in the blanket eventually
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@Keque Oi show me your indians
Aw don't I feel special. Thanks
Today was a good day. No knitting needles in sight
I drink and I know stuff that's how
Oh yeah totally he's a band baby
Hey @@R3d Haha nah some moobs are bigger than mine sadly
@Amerikek I'm their fixer, they fuck shit up I fix it
Man mayo drips from the ears
OH LAWD NO
@LiNuX as jy op scroll sal jy sien waarvan ons praat
Speaking of lions @LiNuX Mavis wants a playdate with Alf
My lion
Because we're cool like that. @LiNuX Keque had the albino lion
Yeah if you see a lion in the street you run or you become lunch
Plus street lions fart
Yeah stuff smells like death
No you house train them to fart outside
The unfortunate experiences of adopting street lions
@Realtitanic penis
Yeah he recently got a cub
Ffs @LiNuX IT WAS ONE TIME
Nope just tasty cookie goodness
Yeah some people specialize in lion show training, kind of like dog show training, but for lions
@Mr. 2 soak his pellets in tuna water see if it'll entice him
We now know who didn't watch Steve Irwin as a kid
Danish butter cookies
They are heaven
@Realtitanic nah you can't be that mean, who is going to provide tits to the good people of this discord?
@LiNuX what did we say about calling yourself that?
A doen klaar
@Realtitanic stop gambling your mekos away
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Good afternoon bitchachos
He's a chonky boy
The g-spot is a myth
Nah I have enough experience to know it gets hit every blue moon if we're lucky
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@Lord of Depression yeah we're friends
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@Realtitanic Bitch lasagna
Leave the porn lady alone she enjoys her job @Keque
Ask @Realtitanic he appreciates my selection of tits
Ek weet en ek hou shit dop
Maar eks nsfw moderation
Go kek in the dam๐
Hahaha maybe met my luck
Yep
Always at your service captain, oh fuck off op die stadium kry ek meer aksie as jy
Ek kan teken haha ek het fokken grafies geswot
Hanelie tel nie
Oh wow goue sterretjie vir jou. Was 'n wille nuwe jaars vir jou.
Nee hulle het n fokop gemaak met my goed laasjaar so eks nog in Potch tot Junie dan gaan ek na julle toe
Hahaha nee sy arme siel sal dit nie hou nie shame
Hy kort net 'n goeie kerk meisie om 'n voorbeeld te stel vir julle klomp๐
Ping pong pang to you too @Amerikek
True that
Hahaha nee glad nie sal nooit iets met 'n meisie kan he nie, ek het net 'n oog vir die tipe goed
@FantasticFwoosh Ja ons doen
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Mag ek fokken join
Anybody have a good recipe for lava cakes?
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Meh I've been paid more @Le Frenchman don't be a cheap toe hoe๐
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>give @Realtitanic 1000
I ship it
My cat is just about done with my shit
Parents painted it that fugly colour while I was away at uni
Spraypaint a giant Pepe on the wall in honour of the great Keque
@Realtitanic @Keque To whoever changed my nickname, your mom's a hoe
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