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21/F/Heard there's some magical stuff going on here

2019-12-18 18:40:05 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Probably something to do with the picture size settings of the tv

2019-12-19 15:43:20 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

That's going to be a fuckload of work

2019-12-19 22:19:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #cursed]  

Kill it, kill it before it can lay eggs

2019-12-28 17:10:14 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/660529960569536520/FB_IMG_1577552788847.jpg

2019-12-29 13:51:55 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

So my ex and I are still friends after the breakup. Everything was fine but lately he keeps bringing up suicide and if I block him he can't handle it and everything. I get pissed when he says these things and I usually call him out on it. Last night he asked if he can start cutting, I tell him no and go off on him about if this is his way of getting me to feel sorry for him its not working. I still hope to be friends but if he keeps pulling this shit I'm leaving. It feels like emotional manipulation at this point. He doesn't seem to move on and gets very possessive when I tell him I'm going out or whatever. I'm just afraid he's going to pull some dumb shit down the line.

2019-12-29 14:31:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Yeah might block him because he's like borderline psycho at this point. Apparently he gets 'panic attacks' when I don't answer my phone and shit like that. He should grow up tbh

2019-12-31 08:02:48 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2019-12-31 08:39:17 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@@keknomancer Mostly MLP covers

2019-12-31 08:39:33 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Tel sarkasme?

2019-12-31 08:41:22 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Keque doen wat Keque doen suig n piel as jy dit nie like nie

2019-12-31 09:25:57 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

T

2019-12-31 21:48:24 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Aeiou its only gay if the tips touch

2020-01-01 10:33:03 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-01 16:23:31 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #blessed]  

Aww bear floof

2020-01-01 20:33:22 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@LiNuX I was at the same bbq and you need to house train that damn lion

2020-01-01 20:34:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@keknomancer exactly

2020-01-01 20:37:25 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@LiNuX Good thing you wrapped him in the blanket eventually

2020-01-01 21:32:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/662045544092270634/FB_IMG_1577914278665.jpg

2020-01-02 07:40:55 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-02 09:47:58 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-02 09:49:29 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Keque Oi show me your indians

2020-01-02 13:53:14 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

Aw don't I feel special. Thanks

2020-01-02 17:37:08 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Today was a good day. No knitting needles in sight

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/662348665737969677/IMG_20200102_193515.jpg

2020-01-02 17:37:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

I drink and I know stuff that's how

2020-01-02 17:38:35 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Oh yeah totally he's a band baby

2020-01-02 17:40:48 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Hey @@R3d Haha nah some moobs are bigger than mine sadly

2020-01-02 17:41:15 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Amerikek I'm their fixer, they fuck shit up I fix it

2020-01-02 17:42:09 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@LiNuX can you provide boobs for our dear friend @R3d ?

2020-01-02 18:35:28 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #feels]  

Man mayo drips from the ears

2020-01-02 18:37:33 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

OH LAWD NO

2020-01-02 18:38:06 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@LiNuX as jy op scroll sal jy sien waarvan ons praat

2020-01-02 18:40:26 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Speaking of lions @LiNuX Mavis wants a playdate with Alf

2020-01-02 18:40:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

My lion

2020-01-02 18:43:13 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Because we're cool like that. @LiNuX Keque had the albino lion

2020-01-02 18:47:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Yeah if you see a lion in the street you run or you become lunch

2020-01-02 18:47:49 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Plus street lions fart

2020-01-02 18:48:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Yeah stuff smells like death

2020-01-02 18:48:41 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

No you house train them to fart outside

2020-01-02 18:49:29 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

The unfortunate experiences of adopting street lions

2020-01-02 18:50:23 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Yeah he recently got a cub

2020-01-02 18:50:46 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Ffs @LiNuX IT WAS ONE TIME

2020-01-02 18:51:47 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Nope just tasty cookie goodness

2020-01-02 18:52:29 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Yeah some people specialize in lion show training, kind of like dog show training, but for lions

2020-01-02 18:58:17 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Mr. 2 soak his pellets in tuna water see if it'll entice him

2020-01-02 18:58:51 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

We now know who didn't watch Steve Irwin as a kid

2020-01-02 19:00:16 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Danish butter cookies

2020-01-02 19:01:07 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

They are heaven

2020-01-02 19:26:23 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Realtitanic nah you can't be that mean, who is going to provide tits to the good people of this discord?

2020-01-02 19:27:10 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@LiNuX what did we say about calling yourself that?

2020-01-02 19:27:26 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

A doen klaar

2020-01-02 19:35:26 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Realtitanic stop gambling your mekos away

2020-01-03 12:48:35 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-03 13:24:41 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Good afternoon bitchachos

2020-01-03 20:06:47 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #pets]  

He's a chonky boy

2020-01-03 20:22:44 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

The g-spot is a myth

2020-01-03 20:28:55 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Nah I have enough experience to know it gets hit every blue moon if we're lucky

2020-01-04 16:46:40 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-04 19:36:15 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Lord of Depression yeah we're friends

2020-01-05 17:24:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-06 11:39:32 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Realtitanic Bitch lasagna

2020-01-06 12:05:26 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Leave the porn lady alone she enjoys her job @Keque

2020-01-06 12:07:12 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Ask @Realtitanic he appreciates my selection of tits

2020-01-06 12:08:04 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Ek weet en ek hou shit dop

2020-01-06 12:08:14 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Maar eks nsfw moderation

2020-01-06 12:08:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Go kek in the dam๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-01-06 12:09:55 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Hahaha maybe met my luck

2020-01-06 12:10:20 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Yep

2020-01-06 12:11:16 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Always at your service captain, oh fuck off op die stadium kry ek meer aksie as jy

2020-01-06 12:12:05 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Ek kan teken haha ek het fokken grafies geswot

2020-01-06 12:12:23 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Hanelie tel nie

2020-01-06 12:13:08 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Oh wow goue sterretjie vir jou. Was 'n wille nuwe jaars vir jou.

2020-01-06 12:13:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Nee hulle het n fokop gemaak met my goed laasjaar so eks nog in Potch tot Junie dan gaan ek na julle toe

2020-01-06 12:14:11 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Hahaha nee sy arme siel sal dit nie hou nie shame

2020-01-06 12:14:54 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Hy kort net 'n goeie kerk meisie om 'n voorbeeld te stel vir julle klomp๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-01-06 12:27:47 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Ping pong pang to you too @Amerikek

2020-01-06 13:27:57 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

True that

2020-01-06 13:28:53 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Hahaha nee glad nie sal nooit iets met 'n meisie kan he nie, ek het net 'n oog vir die tipe goed

2020-01-06 13:29:24 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@FantasticFwoosh Ja ons doen

2020-01-06 16:45:37 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-06 20:19:05 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #cursed]  

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Mag ek fokken join

2020-01-07 13:54:31 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

Anybody have a good recipe for lava cakes?

2020-01-07 21:45:39 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-08 16:02:56 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

Meh I've been paid more @Le Frenchman don't be a cheap toe hoe๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-01-08 17:07:21 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-08 20:21:24 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-09 10:55:50 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #food]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513714104611897344/664784393981657089/unnamed.gif

2020-01-09 10:56:23 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>daily

2020-01-09 20:46:38 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #botshit]  

>give @Realtitanic 1000

2020-01-09 21:34:03 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

I ship it

2020-01-09 21:39:31 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #pets]  

My cat is just about done with my shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/548928520991277057/664946380967772184/IMG_20200104_220313.jpg

2020-01-10 00:25:01 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #pets]  

Parents painted it that fugly colour while I was away at uni

2020-01-10 00:28:30 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #pets]  

Spraypaint a giant Pepe on the wall in honour of the great Keque

2020-01-10 20:27:01 UTC [Keque's Cabin in the Woods #general-sfw]  

@Realtitanic @Keque To whoever changed my nickname, your mom's a hoe

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