HentaiExpert

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2017-10-16 03:45:45 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

Ah, hello? Looking for some headphone suggestions

2017-10-16 03:46:46 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

oh, thank you

2017-10-16 03:47:23 UTC [/csg/ #chi-fi]  

Looking for headphone suggestions, over ear and that I can attach a modmic to so I can use it for voip and game chat

2017-10-16 05:08:02 UTC [/csg/ #chi-fi]  

@Comfy#1404 what if i pair these up with a Sony ECMCS3

2017-10-16 05:48:15 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

don't worry you'll only go to juvy

2017-10-19 02:49:07 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

drives aren't something you want to chink out on

2017-10-26 20:35:38 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

why buy a chinkphone when perfectly good LG V20's are $200?

2017-10-26 20:39:19 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

but muh two screens, removable battery, and quad DAC

2017-10-26 20:39:43 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

you can get a v20 off contract the phone is a year old

2017-10-26 20:41:52 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

already how

2017-10-26 20:42:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

my g4 fucked within a year but my v20 still well

2017-10-26 20:42:35 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

might use the g4 as a permanent car phone to dashcam/music

2017-10-26 20:45:56 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

at least i have my spare removable battery that may or may not explode in my wallet

2017-10-26 20:46:33 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

it's saved me twice

2017-10-26 20:47:09 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

i need to fix my v20 cause the camera glass went

2017-11-21 19:49:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

helo

2017-11-21 19:49:14 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

who here been in court

2017-11-21 19:51:01 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

how u survive

2017-11-21 19:53:00 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

i don't have money for one

2017-11-21 19:54:08 UTC [/csg/ #chink-shit-general]  

i'm gonna take this to <#189467888657235970>

I let my friend drive my truck on a dirt backroad and he crashed it, so I got a ticket for letting him drive when the cops eventually rolled by

2017-11-21 19:55:45 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I assumed my friend had a license and he didn't correct me when he started driving, he crashed my truck and the cops eventually rolled by on patrol and booked us so I have a charge for letting him drive without a license

2017-11-21 19:57:10 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

:(

2017-11-21 19:58:17 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

(It's a lie though I knew he had no license and I let him drive on an empty backroad but that's the alibi we agreed on)

2017-11-21 19:58:36 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

sat in the passenger

2017-11-21 19:58:57 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

he spilled the beans to the cops when they pulled up before I had the chance to say anything

2017-11-21 19:59:04 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

he tried to drift it

2017-11-21 19:59:11 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

and he put it in a ditch

2017-11-21 20:02:55 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

grr hate on women some other time

2017-11-21 20:03:01 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

i might be going to the cube

2017-11-21 20:04:54 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

back to giving me legal advice

2017-11-21 20:05:03 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

we can all hate women together soon

2017-11-21 20:05:39 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

2017-11-21 20:07:15 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

My penalty (according to the NJ code of law) is a fine of no less than $200 and not to exceed $500 and up to 15 days in jail

2017-11-21 20:08:01 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

No points on my license and no insurance penalty for my charge

2017-11-21 20:08:29 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I don't give a fuck about that nigga lol

2017-11-21 20:09:10 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

all he has to worry about is a $90 careless driving charge and a $650+ no license charge

2017-11-21 20:09:24 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

oh and we're both beans

2017-11-21 20:10:12 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

it's trashed

2017-11-21 20:10:20 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

steering wont into left or right turns

2017-11-21 20:10:55 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

it turns right but no left

2017-11-21 20:11:09 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

and a bunch of shit underneath is broken

2017-11-21 20:11:17 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

no fluid leaks though

2017-11-21 20:11:54 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

it's in my garage until I can conjure up repair funds

2017-11-21 20:12:40 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I'm looking for a second job because my current one hasn't paid me in a month

2017-11-21 20:13:04 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

@Hablmet close

2017-11-21 20:13:09 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

selling life insurance

2017-11-21 20:13:32 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I'm pretty sure it's an MLM

2017-11-21 20:13:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

so im tryna run

2017-11-21 20:14:11 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

there's a 2 year suicide clause

2017-11-21 20:14:14 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

but

2017-11-21 20:14:22 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

just crash your car

2017-11-21 20:14:48 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

you can get like $200,000 in accdental death benefit for like $10 month

2017-11-21 20:15:21 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

it's for ur family u fgn athiest

2017-11-21 20:15:41 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

also the accedenmtal pays out if you lose a limb

2017-11-21 20:15:56 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

so if you lose a leg you would get half

2017-11-21 20:16:13 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

two limbs the full amount

2017-11-21 20:16:15 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

eyes count too

2017-11-21 20:16:32 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

lose sight in an eye and it counts as a linb

2017-11-21 20:16:50 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

no organs

2017-11-21 20:17:56 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

you might have trouble getting insured bc medical history but when that eye is fuckled you would probably get the payout

2017-11-21 20:22:21 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

what fuck

2017-11-21 20:23:15 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

worst injury i've had was falling off my bike when i was 10

2017-11-21 20:26:28 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

looking in the mirror

2017-11-21 20:27:30 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

ok robocop

2017-11-21 20:28:32 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382628369063346176/maxresdefault.png

2017-11-21 20:28:32 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

ultimate chad

2017-11-21 20:46:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

i-it's not hillbilly! it's JDM

2017-11-21 20:47:48 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

it had no power steering to begin with

2017-11-21 20:48:07 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

had to limp home making right turns and i could only make very slight lefts

2017-11-21 20:48:16 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

just enough to follow the road

2017-11-21 20:51:10 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

he offered to maybe pay a part of my ticc

2017-11-21 20:51:22 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

and yeah he fell off tbh fuck him

2017-11-21 20:57:49 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

I am going to get massive revenge on him

2017-11-21 20:57:59 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

also i hate myself so it all works

2017-11-21 20:58:35 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

He really likes subarus and im going to fucking work my ass off and buy one, then fucking itasha the fuck out of it

2017-11-21 20:58:52 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

"why would you rice up a soobie bro waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

2017-11-21 21:00:45 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

not being friends with him is a part of the anime'd up subaru

2017-11-21 21:01:02 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

which i kinda want one anyways cause awd and nj winters are a fuck 1989

2017-11-21 21:02:27 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yes

2017-11-21 21:02:53 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

that is a slow cooked revenge

2017-11-21 21:02:58 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

and i don't have a crockpot

2017-11-21 21:03:00 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

YET

2017-11-21 21:03:39 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

it is a metaphorical crock pot

2017-11-21 21:03:55 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

not a real one, although i also don't have a real one

2017-11-21 21:04:06 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

i just have a really big electric pan

2017-11-21 21:04:22 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

ooooooooooooooooooof that's good

2017-11-21 21:05:32 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

hoons were made

2017-11-21 21:05:36 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

truck into woods

2017-11-21 21:06:11 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

well, no-ish

2017-11-21 21:06:38 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

we were there stuck in a ditch for a good half hour+ until rozzers showed up

2017-11-21 21:07:44 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

i was too busy fucking panicking

2017-11-21 21:08:29 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

my friend was idk what he was doing but he had (((nervous))) laughter and he tried survbeying damage/calling rednecks he knows to get out out

2017-11-21 21:08:30 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

18

2017-11-21 21:08:56 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

yeah i was panicking the whole time

2017-11-21 21:10:06 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

dies

2017-11-21 21:10:55 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

i think he was just being an asshole and not that he didn't grasp the gravity of the situtation

2017-11-21 21:11:52 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

that was in response to cj ya fkn frog

2017-11-21 21:12:04 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

but i dunno if i have the funds for a laywer

2017-11-21 21:14:36 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

:(

2017-11-21 21:15:05 UTC [/csg/ #off-topic]  

idk about that g

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