Message from @HentaiExpert
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which it will
it's in my garage until I can conjure up repair funds
and fine funds
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also >owning a car
>not just waking 3km to work in fifteen minutes
I'm looking for a second job because my current one hasn't paid me in a month
do you work in a drug cartel or something
what's your profession?
@Hablmet close
selling life insurance
fucking kek
I'm pretty sure it's an MLM
so im tryna run
sell me a life insurance for free, then I an hero and then we split the profit
that would work, just do mass suicide and bam
there's a 2 year suicide clause
but
what about suicide by cop
kek wtf
suicide by being a fucking moron
what about accidental suicide?
Suicide by accidental murder
you can get like $200,000 in accdental death benefit for like $10 month
>accidentally kills uncle
But what do I care about the money when I'm ded?
he's already dead tho
it's for ur family u fgn athiest
>/g/
>having a family
are you normie?
also the accedenmtal pays out if you lose a limb
no its for the /csg/ family
so they can buy more chink shit
so if you lose a leg you would get half
so if I am half dead, I get half money?
two limbs the full amount
Herro we notice you lose leg, we want money for new ayyPhone XI
eyes count too
what if it is predictable that I lose an eye?
lose sight in an eye and it counts as a linb