Criii

It's like I'm losing a friend

@HentaiExpert just do what your lawyer tells you

Unless it's pleading guilty to lolicon

i don't have money for one

One will be provided for you

Just make sure to be on time and keep in contact

I assumed my friend had a license and he didn't correct me when he started driving, he crashed my truck and the cops eventually rolled by on patrol and booked us so I have a charge for letting him drive without a license

Nice due diligance, fuckboi

:(

You might be fucked unless you can get your friend to fall on the sword for you.

(It's a lie though I knew he had no license and I let him drive on an empty backroad but that's the alibi we agreed on)

so what did you do while he was driving?

sat in the passenger

why not just say you were driving?

and why did he crash it?

he spilled the beans to the cops when they pulled up before I had the chance to say anything

this sounds like a yaoi doujin story

he tried to drift it

and he put it in a ditch

he should have known you can't drift a fucking truck without some ice

https://twitter.com/BBC100women/status/932956305219874816

jfc

women are such a meme

grr hate on women some other time

i might be going to the cube

I am not hating on them

I love memes

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activates my almonds

all I am saying is that women are memes

but good memes

why are women on drawings bald?
Because feminism is cancer

back to giving me legal advice

we can all hate women together soon

who is hating on women here?

wtf

Actually, what country are you in? @HentaiExpert

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if it happened in Swizterland, you would lose your license permanently right on the spot and your friend would be facing up to 5 years in jail