what about a kidney

no organs

like I have a condition that my doctor basically tells me since years that my eye should be ded since a long time and it's a wonder that it's not rotting

normally I would need a glass eye

can I make that insurance and get half money when it finally happens?

dont they usually not cover pre existing conditions

you might have trouble getting insured bc medical history but when that eye is fuckled you would probably get the payout

interesting, I might consider this

I had a fire accident when I was 17 now I see only on one eye

wonder if some insurance with similar clause exists here, too

there was a spark up here for seniors and funeral insurance
my granddad has end stage Alzheimer
pretty sure he wouldn't know

I did not need to hear that eye story while grinding away at a knife. Think I'll switch to files now.

>jacks eye out with file

yes

i stabbed a screwdriver through my left hand when i was young

does that count

still have a scar

@Goz3rr you played too much Resident Evil 7

i also impaled my right hand on top of a fence with spikes

also a scar there

what fuck

You really didn't want to masturbate

no that wasn't with a knife. Our house had fire heating and I was too lazy to collect wood since we were out of wood. So I just went in front of the door and took some dry leafs from the ground and threw them into the heater. Then one spark jumped right into my eye

my young brother got his fingers stuck in a candelabra holder

i have a scar on my right foot from swimming in egypt

what a misfortune

dont go swimming in egypt

No shit.

worst injury i've had was falling off my bike when i was 10

i face planted on a concrete pole when i was young

that didnt leave any scars luckily

worst injury I witnessed was a 6 y/o being run over by a bus

My worst injury was my right hand being broken right in the wrist

@porco get an eyepatch

@johnfrum my eye looks completely normal

But it would look cool

a classmate did it intentionally to me, my mom's a nurse so when she found out she had him this month in emergency, she called him out on it and forced him to apologize

tfw sat in a bus that roled over a 10y old

it was one spark right into the pupil

no scar nothing, just eye ded

looking in the mirror