Message from @HentaiExpert

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2017-11-21 21:06:11 UTC  

well, no-ish

2017-11-21 21:06:38 UTC  

we were there stuck in a ditch for a good half hour+ until rozzers showed up

2017-11-21 21:07:08 UTC  

and that whole time you didnt think about swapping seats

2017-11-21 21:07:44 UTC  

i was too busy fucking panicking

2017-11-21 21:08:07 UTC  

for half an hour+

2017-11-21 21:08:09 UTC  

how fucking old are you

2017-11-21 21:08:29 UTC  

my friend was idk what he was doing but he had (((nervous))) laughter and he tried survbeying damage/calling rednecks he knows to get out out

2017-11-21 21:08:30 UTC  

18

2017-11-21 21:08:56 UTC  

yeah i was panicking the whole time

2017-11-21 21:09:11 UTC  

>Spending more money

2017-11-21 21:09:18 UTC  

>wasting perfectly good drugs

2017-11-21 21:09:41 UTC  

its not revenge unless its krokodil

2017-11-21 21:10:01 UTC  

Here's what a grownup does:

2017-11-21 21:10:06 UTC  

dies

2017-11-21 21:10:21 UTC  

also why did you put nervous in jew brackets?

2017-11-21 21:10:33 UTC  

Sue him in small claims court for the cost of the damages he caused to your truck.

2017-11-21 21:10:55 UTC  

i think he was just being an asshole and not that he didn't grasp the gravity of the situtation

2017-11-21 21:11:24 UTC  

Irrelevant. He damaged your property and has an obligation to pay for it. Don't be a cuck.

2017-11-21 21:11:52 UTC  

that was in response to cj ya fkn frog

2017-11-21 21:12:01 UTC  

fuck you too

2017-11-21 21:12:04 UTC  

but i dunno if i have the funds for a laywer

2017-11-21 21:12:04 UTC  

Matthew, that shit wont hold up in court anyway

2017-11-21 21:12:23 UTC  

(((lawyer)))

2017-11-21 21:12:44 UTC  

its fucking magistrates or whatever americas equivilant is

2017-11-21 21:13:02 UTC  

but once again there is no point in wasting time on it

2017-11-21 21:13:29 UTC  

If it doesn't hold up in court, it's because this spunk-slurper deserves his jail time. What kind of faggot "trusts" an unlicensed person to not fuck his car up when they're LITERALLY out in the fucking boonies trying to Redneck Roll their rustbucket?

2017-11-21 21:14:01 UTC  

DUH I WAS LETTING MY UNLICENCED FRIEND DRIVE MY TRUCK AROUND AND HE WRAPPED IT AROUND A BARN AND DEN DA POLICE HOLD UP SO HE OWES ME 4.5K WHILE I AM UNINSURED

2017-11-21 21:14:21 UTC  

judge would throw that shit out like trump on the apprentice

2017-11-21 21:14:31 UTC  

Fucking good then

2017-11-21 21:14:36 UTC  

:(

2017-11-21 21:14:53 UTC  

SUICIDE IS PAINLESS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382640037168414720/56mcdonalds.png

2017-11-21 21:14:56 UTC  

Just be happy you're not dead, you fucking dipshit

2017-11-21 21:15:05 UTC  

idk about that g

2017-11-21 21:15:32 UTC  

my fam would've gotten money out of my job's insurance

2017-11-21 21:15:52 UTC  

most teens Hoon Matthew, you'll learn that when you become a teenager

2017-11-21 21:15:56 UTC  

and dead means no jail/finesπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ

2017-11-21 21:16:30 UTC  

I'm fucking 26 and I'm a goodboy who dindu nuffin

2017-11-21 21:16:35 UTC  

not even a parking ticket

2017-11-21 21:16:51 UTC  

you have to leave the basement more often then

2017-11-21 21:16:57 UTC  

normal mcnormiepamts

2017-11-21 21:17:07 UTC  

>If you don't do stupid shit, you don't do anything at all