Message from @HentaiExpert
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what's your profession?
@Hablmet close
selling life insurance
fucking kek
I'm pretty sure it's an MLM
so im tryna run
sell me a life insurance for free, then I an hero and then we split the profit
that would work, just do mass suicide and bam
there's a 2 year suicide clause
but
what about suicide by cop
kek wtf
just crash your car
suicide by being a fucking moron
what about accidental suicide?
Suicide by accidental murder
you can get like $200,000 in accdental death benefit for like $10 month
>accidentally kills uncle
But what do I care about the money when I'm ded?
he's already dead tho
>/g/
>having a family
are you normie?
also the accedenmtal pays out if you lose a limb
no its for the /csg/ family
so they can buy more chink shit
so if you lose a leg you would get half
so if I am half dead, I get half money?
two limbs the full amount
Herro we notice you lose leg, we want money for new ayyPhone XI
eyes count too
what if it is predictable that I lose an eye?
lose sight in an eye and it counts as a linb
what about a kidney
no organs
like I have a condition that my doctor basically tells me since years that my eye should be ded since a long time and it's a wonder that it's not rotting
normally I would need a glass eye
can I make that insurance and get half money when it finally happens?
dont they usually not cover pre existing conditions
you might have trouble getting insured bc medical history but when that eye is fuckled you would probably get the payout