what about suicide by cop

kek wtf

just crash your car

suicide by being a fucking moron

what about accidental suicide?

Suicide by accidental murder

you can get like $200,000 in accdental death benefit for like $10 month

>accidentally kills uncle

But what do I care about the money when I'm ded?

he's already dead tho

it's for ur family u fgn athiest

>/g/
>having a family

are you normie?

also the accedenmtal pays out if you lose a limb

no its for the /csg/ family

so they can buy more chink shit

so if you lose a leg you would get half

so if I am half dead, I get half money?

two limbs the full amount

Herro we notice you lose leg, we want money for new ayyPhone XI

eyes count too

what if it is predictable that I lose an eye?

lose sight in an eye and it counts as a linb

you won't see it coming @porco

what about a kidney

no organs

like I have a condition that my doctor basically tells me since years that my eye should be ded since a long time and it's a wonder that it's not rotting

normally I would need a glass eye

can I make that insurance and get half money when it finally happens?

dont they usually not cover pre existing conditions

you might have trouble getting insured bc medical history but when that eye is fuckled you would probably get the payout

interesting, I might consider this

I had a fire accident when I was 17 now I see only on one eye

wonder if some insurance with similar clause exists here, too

there was a spark up here for seniors and funeral insurance
my granddad has end stage Alzheimer
pretty sure he wouldn't know

I did not need to hear that eye story while grinding away at a knife. Think I'll switch to files now.

>jacks eye out with file

yes

i stabbed a screwdriver through my left hand when i was young

does that count

still have a scar