Message from @HentaiExpert

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2017-11-21 20:15:21 UTC  

it's for ur family u fgn athiest

2017-11-21 20:15:23 UTC  

>/g/
>having a family

2017-11-21 20:15:32 UTC  

are you normie?

2017-11-21 20:15:41 UTC  

also the accedenmtal pays out if you lose a limb

2017-11-21 20:15:42 UTC  

no its for the /csg/ family

2017-11-21 20:15:45 UTC  

so they can buy more chink shit

2017-11-21 20:15:56 UTC  

so if you lose a leg you would get half

2017-11-21 20:15:57 UTC  

so if I am half dead, I get half money?

2017-11-21 20:16:13 UTC  

two limbs the full amount

2017-11-21 20:16:13 UTC  

Herro we notice you lose leg, we want money for new ayyPhone XI

2017-11-21 20:16:15 UTC  

eyes count too

2017-11-21 20:16:26 UTC  

what if it is predictable that I lose an eye?

2017-11-21 20:16:32 UTC  

lose sight in an eye and it counts as a linb

2017-11-21 20:16:38 UTC  

you won't see it coming @porco

2017-11-21 20:16:44 UTC  

what about a kidney

2017-11-21 20:16:50 UTC  

no organs

2017-11-21 20:16:59 UTC  

like I have a condition that my doctor basically tells me since years that my eye should be ded since a long time and it's a wonder that it's not rotting

2017-11-21 20:17:06 UTC  

normally I would need a glass eye

2017-11-21 20:17:13 UTC  

can I make that insurance and get half money when it finally happens?

2017-11-21 20:17:55 UTC  

dont they usually not cover pre existing conditions

2017-11-21 20:17:56 UTC  

you might have trouble getting insured bc medical history but when that eye is fuckled you would probably get the payout

2017-11-21 20:18:19 UTC  

interesting, I might consider this

2017-11-21 20:18:27 UTC  

I had a fire accident when I was 17 now I see only on one eye

2017-11-21 20:18:43 UTC  

wonder if some insurance with similar clause exists here, too

2017-11-21 20:19:38 UTC  

there was a spark up here for seniors and funeral insurance
my granddad has end stage Alzheimer
pretty sure he wouldn't know

2017-11-21 20:20:46 UTC  

I did not need to hear that eye story while grinding away at a knife. Think I'll switch to files now.

2017-11-21 20:21:02 UTC  

>jacks eye out with file

2017-11-21 20:21:03 UTC  

yes

2017-11-21 20:21:44 UTC  

i stabbed a screwdriver through my left hand when i was young

2017-11-21 20:21:45 UTC  

does that count

2017-11-21 20:21:49 UTC  

still have a scar

2017-11-21 20:21:58 UTC  

@Goz3rr you played too much Resident Evil 7

2017-11-21 20:22:08 UTC  

i also impaled my right hand on top of a fence with spikes

2017-11-21 20:22:14 UTC  

also a scar there

2017-11-21 20:22:21 UTC  

what fuck

2017-11-21 20:22:24 UTC  

You really didn't want to masturbate

2017-11-21 20:22:28 UTC  

no that wasn't with a knife. Our house had fire heating and I was too lazy to collect wood since we were out of wood. So I just went in front of the door and took some dry leafs from the ground and threw them into the heater. Then one spark jumped right into my eye

2017-11-21 20:22:31 UTC  

my young brother got his fingers stuck in a candelabra holder

2017-11-21 20:22:44 UTC  

i have a scar on my right foot from swimming in egypt

2017-11-21 20:22:47 UTC  

what a misfortune

2017-11-21 20:22:50 UTC  

dont go swimming in egypt