it's for ur family u fgn athiest

>/g/
>having a family

are you normie?

also the accedenmtal pays out if you lose a limb

no its for the /csg/ family

so they can buy more chink shit

so if you lose a leg you would get half

so if I am half dead, I get half money?

two limbs the full amount

Herro we notice you lose leg, we want money for new ayyPhone XI

eyes count too

what if it is predictable that I lose an eye?

lose sight in an eye and it counts as a linb

you won't see it coming @porco

what about a kidney

no organs

like I have a condition that my doctor basically tells me since years that my eye should be ded since a long time and it's a wonder that it's not rotting

normally I would need a glass eye

can I make that insurance and get half money when it finally happens?

dont they usually not cover pre existing conditions

you might have trouble getting insured bc medical history but when that eye is fuckled you would probably get the payout

interesting, I might consider this

I had a fire accident when I was 17 now I see only on one eye

wonder if some insurance with similar clause exists here, too

there was a spark up here for seniors and funeral insurance
my granddad has end stage Alzheimer
pretty sure he wouldn't know

I did not need to hear that eye story while grinding away at a knife. Think I'll switch to files now.

>jacks eye out with file

yes

i stabbed a screwdriver through my left hand when i was young

does that count

still have a scar

@Goz3rr you played too much Resident Evil 7

i also impaled my right hand on top of a fence with spikes

also a scar there

what fuck

You really didn't want to masturbate

no that wasn't with a knife. Our house had fire heating and I was too lazy to collect wood since we were out of wood. So I just went in front of the door and took some dry leafs from the ground and threw them into the heater. Then one spark jumped right into my eye

my young brother got his fingers stuck in a candelabra holder

i have a scar on my right foot from swimming in egypt

what a misfortune

dont go swimming in egypt