and a bunch of shit underneath is broken

no fluid leaks though

that doesn't mean the car is usable
fucking send it into a repair shop and hope it won't exceed 3k

which it will

it's in my garage until I can conjure up repair funds

and fine funds

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also >owning a car

>not just waking 3km to work in fifteen minutes

I'm looking for a second job because my current one hasn't paid me in a month

do you work in a drug cartel or something

what's your profession?

@Hablmet close

selling life insurance

fucking kek

I'm pretty sure it's an MLM

so im tryna run

sell me a life insurance for free, then I an hero and then we split the profit

that would work, just do mass suicide and bam

there's a 2 year suicide clause

but

what about suicide by cop

kek wtf

just crash your car

suicide by being a fucking moron

what about accidental suicide?

Suicide by accidental murder

you can get like $200,000 in accdental death benefit for like $10 month

>accidentally kills uncle

But what do I care about the money when I'm ded?

he's already dead tho

it's for ur family u fgn athiest

>/g/
>having a family

are you normie?

also the accedenmtal pays out if you lose a limb

no its for the /csg/ family

so they can buy more chink shit

so if you lose a leg you would get half

so if I am half dead, I get half money?

two limbs the full amount

Herro we notice you lose leg, we want money for new ayyPhone XI