Message from @HentaiExpert

Discord ID: 382633338084655105


2017-11-21 20:33:50 UTC  

Hudson M9, just came to US market. Kind of a meme but also looks sick as hell. Idea behind it was to make a modern double stack pistol that had a low bore axis but felt like a high end 1911.

2017-11-21 20:34:17 UTC  

I just hope they don't go belly up before I get out of poorfaghood

2017-11-21 20:36:16 UTC  

No gun made in the past 50ish years is really better than something or another once you get out of a certain quality bracket. At that point it's just what you like.

2017-11-21 20:37:12 UTC  

@HentaiExpert are you going to jail for a long time?

2017-11-21 20:37:56 UTC  

No, he's just going to have to pay a fine and deal with a fucked up truck that isn't road legal anymore.

2017-11-21 20:42:01 UTC  

Hes going to have to learn how to clench his butthole realhard, judges love giving teens spit sentences because they think jail for a couple of weeks will make people not be so retarded

2017-11-21 20:43:21 UTC  

let a drooling retard slam his car into a pole while he sat in a passenger seat or something

2017-11-21 20:43:43 UTC  

@johnfrum Perfect pistol, huh? That doesn't look anythink like a CZ/BHP pattern pistol

2017-11-21 20:44:00 UTC  

then the retard dobbed him into the cops who spawned as soon as the crime was commited

2017-11-21 20:44:54 UTC  

now hes looking at a <500 fine with potential couple weeks in the free vacation home

2017-11-21 20:45:40 UTC  

Kek, maybe in a sparsely populated state

2017-11-21 20:45:50 UTC  

and what i can assume is a massive repair cost on his hillbilly truck

2017-11-21 20:45:51 UTC  

NJ has thier shit to the gills

2017-11-21 20:46:22 UTC  

@Matthew has a lower bore axis

2017-11-21 20:46:35 UTC  

i-it's not hillbilly! it's JDM

2017-11-21 20:46:56 UTC  

It's scrap now, friendo

2017-11-21 20:47:31 UTC  

when you say it cant turn left, do you mean it doesnt have power steering to the left, or that you had to drive it home only making right turns?

2017-11-21 20:47:48 UTC  

it had no power steering to begin with

2017-11-21 20:47:53 UTC  

nice

2017-11-21 20:48:07 UTC  

had to limp home making right turns and i could only make very slight lefts

2017-11-21 20:48:16 UTC  

just enough to follow the road

2017-11-21 20:50:02 UTC  

kek, sounds like scrap if anything happened to the axel, which takes a big impact during crash

2017-11-21 20:50:20 UTC  

exactly how many blowjobs is your friend giving you to make up for all this?

2017-11-21 20:51:09 UTC  

because between snitching, your fine/potential jailtime, and loss of a vehicle he doesnt seem like quality friendo material

2017-11-21 20:51:10 UTC  

he offered to maybe pay a part of my ticc

2017-11-21 20:51:22 UTC  

and yeah he fell off tbh fuck him

2017-11-21 20:53:46 UTC  

well, i feel your feels, learn from this and realize that a mans wheely automobeely is sacred and personal, and that friendo cannot be trusted

2017-11-21 20:53:59 UTC  

not even yourself.png

2017-11-21 20:54:10 UTC  

>he's friends with himself

2017-11-21 20:57:39 UTC  

I wouldnt be friends with myself after i allowed some dumb shit without a licence to drive my truck into a crown of orphans

2017-11-21 20:57:49 UTC  

I am going to get massive revenge on him

2017-11-21 20:57:59 UTC  

also i hate myself so it all works

2017-11-21 20:58:28 UTC  

well i hope its not some beaner bloodpact where you slice his face off with boxcutters

2017-11-21 20:58:35 UTC  

He really likes subarus and im going to fucking work my ass off and buy one, then fucking itasha the fuck out of it

2017-11-21 20:58:52 UTC  

"why would you rice up a soobie bro waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

2017-11-21 21:00:19 UTC  

or you could, not be friends with him unless he makes reperations, of which you are owed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/382636369174069251/56rapehorse.png

2017-11-21 21:00:28 UTC  

blowjob related or otherwise

2017-11-21 21:00:35 UTC  

*brojob

2017-11-21 21:00:45 UTC  

not being friends with him is a part of the anime'd up subaru

2017-11-21 21:01:02 UTC  

which i kinda want one anyways cause awd and nj winters are a fuck 1989

2017-11-21 21:02:05 UTC  

Thats the pettiest revenge plot i have ever heard, he fucks you over and wastes several thousand shekels, and your plan is to waste more dollarydoos, while you dont have proper income