>he's friends with himself

I wouldnt be friends with myself after i allowed some dumb shit without a licence to drive my truck into a crown of orphans

I am going to get massive revenge on him

also i hate myself so it all works

well i hope its not some beaner bloodpact where you slice his face off with boxcutters

He really likes subarus and im going to fucking work my ass off and buy one, then fucking itasha the fuck out of it

"why would you rice up a soobie bro waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

or you could, not be friends with him unless he makes reperations, of which you are owed

blowjob related or otherwise

*brojob

not being friends with him is a part of the anime'd up subaru

which i kinda want one anyways cause awd and nj winters are a fuck 1989

Thats the pettiest revenge plot i have ever heard, he fucks you over and wastes several thousand shekels, and your plan is to waste more dollarydoos, while you dont have proper income

yes

that is a slow cooked revenge

so this is the famous power of americans i have heard so much about, capitalism at its finest

and i don't have a crockpot

YET

well this is /csg/

it is a metaphorical crock pot

not a real one, although i also don't have a real one

i just have a really big electric pan

a better revenge idea would be to send him an invoice from the mechanics, and then watch his reaction, thatas how you would know if he is an iredeemable trash heap or not

ooooooooooooooooooof that's good

Wait, wait.

This faggot crashes YOUR car, then offers to only pay PART of JUST the ticket?

so the obvious question here is, were you hooning around in the truck prior to its close encounter with a wall?

Why is he still alive?

hoons were made

truck into woods

If you're going to jail, make it for something that'll at least get you cred, like fucking murder

but apparently close enough for cops to arrive before story was made

well, no-ish

we were there stuck in a ditch for a good half hour+ until rozzers showed up

and that whole time you didnt think about swapping seats

i was too busy fucking panicking

for half an hour+

how fucking old are you

my friend was idk what he was doing but he had (((nervous))) laughter and he tried survbeying damage/calling rednecks he knows to get out out

18

yeah i was panicking the whole time