it is a metaphorical crock pot

not a real one, although i also don't have a real one

i just have a really big electric pan

a better revenge idea would be to send him an invoice from the mechanics, and then watch his reaction, thatas how you would know if he is an iredeemable trash heap or not

ooooooooooooooooooof that's good

Wait, wait.

This faggot crashes YOUR car, then offers to only pay PART of JUST the ticket?

so the obvious question here is, were you hooning around in the truck prior to its close encounter with a wall?

Why is he still alive?

hoons were made

truck into woods

If you're going to jail, make it for something that'll at least get you cred, like fucking murder

but apparently close enough for cops to arrive before story was made

well, no-ish

we were there stuck in a ditch for a good half hour+ until rozzers showed up

and that whole time you didnt think about swapping seats

i was too busy fucking panicking

for half an hour+

how fucking old are you

my friend was idk what he was doing but he had (((nervous))) laughter and he tried survbeying damage/calling rednecks he knows to get out out

18

yeah i was panicking the whole time

>Spending more money

>wasting perfectly good drugs

its not revenge unless its krokodil

Here's what a grownup does:

dies

also why did you put nervous in jew brackets?

Sue him in small claims court for the cost of the damages he caused to your truck.

i think he was just being an asshole and not that he didn't grasp the gravity of the situtation

Irrelevant. He damaged your property and has an obligation to pay for it. Don't be a cuck.

that was in response to cj ya fkn frog

fuck you too

but i dunno if i have the funds for a laywer

Matthew, that shit wont hold up in court anyway

(((lawyer)))

its fucking magistrates or whatever americas equivilant is

but once again there is no point in wasting time on it

If it doesn't hold up in court, it's because this spunk-slurper deserves his jail time. What kind of faggot "trusts" an unlicensed person to not fuck his car up when they're LITERALLY out in the fucking boonies trying to Redneck Roll their rustbucket?

DUH I WAS LETTING MY UNLICENCED FRIEND DRIVE MY TRUCK AROUND AND HE WRAPPED IT AROUND A BARN AND DEN DA POLICE HOLD UP SO HE OWES ME 4.5K WHILE I AM UNINSURED

judge would throw that shit out like trump on the apprentice