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2018-04-10 16:24:31 UTC

Thatโ€™s sad

2018-04-10 19:07:54 UTC

YES

2018-04-10 19:09:20 UTC

May I ask where you are livestreaming this from.

2018-04-10 19:10:43 UTC

broo's ackually a chav hacker

2018-04-10 19:16:37 UTC

the worst kind of chav

I don't think it's streaming, that's off twitter

2018-04-10 19:28:17 UTC

ah

Donald's awake and cranking out a few shitposts on the Toilet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/984015782521835521

Evidence Donald pls STTAAPPP

2018-04-11 11:09:44 UTC

oh no

2018-04-11 12:24:13 UTC

jfc tim.

2018-04-11 12:35:59 UTC

``` U.S fighting a war with the only power that could end the world with a nuclear exchange over some shithole desert nation. ```

2018-04-11 12:36:06 UTC

because *that's never happened before*

2018-04-11 12:36:27 UTC

you know what, fuck it, I give up *throws hands up* the apocalypse is right around the corner folks

I just remember us marching to stop Blair going to Iraq and he did it anyway.

2018-04-11 13:37:14 UTC

Yup

2018-04-11 13:37:20 UTC

Isis is really happy now

2018-04-11 15:01:56 UTC

the fuck is going on?

but watch this space

2018-04-11 15:03:41 UTC

I mean, isnโ€™t there a ballistic missile over Riyadh like at-least once a month?

2018-04-11 15:04:50 UTC

Yeah

2018-04-11 20:59:53 UTC

that guy in the rubin screenshot is sowel right?

2018-04-11 21:03:13 UTC

Yeah

2018-04-11 21:22:11 UTC

cool

2018-04-12 01:46:11 UTC

https://www.dangerous.com/43422/professor-targeted-antifa-found-dead-home/ Itโ€™s no coincidence, Antifa is a movement of terrorists and they need to be either locked up for life or be put in front of the firing squads.

2018-04-12 01:53:29 UTC

HMMMMMMM

2018-04-12 01:53:42 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-04-12 02:09:37 UTC

Homicide? It would be the first time in the USA

2018-04-12 02:12:25 UTC

Uses this to utterly crush antifa once and for all

2018-04-12 03:23:07 UTC

If that's true? Yeah, they are fucked

2018-04-12 03:26:51 UTC

"Was found dead", not much to go from there.

2018-04-12 03:32:23 UTC

@DanielKO
You should join the police, with your investigative skills no crime will go unsolved

2018-04-12 03:40:04 UTC

I'm just saying, the whole thing is written to insinuate he was killed by the antifa students.

2018-04-12 03:40:28 UTC

We all know they're mostly beta soyboys just LARPing.

2018-04-12 03:45:39 UTC

Yeah

2018-04-12 03:45:48 UTC

That's why I said "if that's true"

2018-04-12 03:45:54 UTC

This is just too good to be true

2018-04-12 03:46:03 UTC

If it was in Germany, I would believe

2018-04-12 03:46:12 UTC

But in the US? Nah

2018-04-12 04:33:24 UTC

Yeah

Based Centrist Macron has Evidence WEEEEWWW

2018-04-12 14:10:57 UTC

wew lad

2018-04-12 14:18:04 UTC

i doubt something different will come tbh

2018-04-12 16:06:35 UTC
2018-04-12 17:43:44 UTC

should be good

2018-04-12 19:04:13 UTC

Canโ€™t fucking wait

Theresa May declares war from a Football Stadium cus those football lads will be the ones fighting eh?

2018-04-12 21:05:33 UTC

Well, they definitely are able of doing it

2018-04-13 07:18:22 UTC

Mm, yeah, let's start another fucking war over loose information

2018-04-13 13:21:01 UTC

wait a minute <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-04-13 13:21:23 UTC

a labour mp not taking the russophobic action and instead *potentially* deciding against interventionism?

2018-04-13 13:21:25 UTC

w0t

2018-04-13 13:24:28 UTC

holy shit

2018-04-13 14:37:10 UTC

Oy vey

2018-04-13 14:38:15 UTC

Hopefully they can forget about slavery too

2018-04-13 14:47:46 UTC

<:what:382980756139409409>

2018-04-13 14:48:12 UTC

Too hard for you?

2018-04-13 14:48:40 UTC

No one really talks about slavery anymore

2018-04-13 14:48:52 UTC

Blacks have a new agenda in America

2018-04-13 14:49:02 UTC

Weโ€™re oppressed by the white man.

2018-04-13 14:49:39 UTC

But muh reparations

2018-04-13 14:50:58 UTC

lel

2018-04-13 15:17:49 UTC

how can you forget the holocaust?

2018-04-13 15:18:08 UTC

it is taught in schools, is it not?

2018-04-13 15:18:28 UTC

Sorta.

2018-04-13 15:18:50 UTC

I am not in the US, so I have no idea what is in the curriculum

2018-04-13 15:19:01 UTC

Itโ€™s Jews, and they donโ€™t have enough minority points, so yeah.

2018-04-13 15:19:04 UTC

I assume it would be more about the history of the states and stuff

2018-04-13 15:19:15 UTC

Well, thereโ€™s no one curriculum.

2018-04-13 15:19:39 UTC

<:thonk:399776667029078018>

2018-04-13 15:19:44 UTC

Thereโ€™s dozens of classes on history.

2018-04-13 15:21:01 UTC

The AP (Advanced Placement) European History class touches it a little bit, but not much. AP classes are basically college level classes you take in high school, and can get college credits for if you pass the nationwide test.

2018-04-13 15:21:44 UTC

AP US History barely touches it at all. My teacher, in fact, just completely skipped WWII. No Hiroshima/Nagasaki, Iwo Jima, or D-Day.

2018-04-13 15:22:39 UTC

The state of Oklahoma actually banned APUSH because itโ€™s basically SJW propaganda. It makes all of American History seem about women and colored people.

2018-04-13 15:23:12 UTC

good

2018-04-13 15:23:16 UTC

I hope more states ban it

2018-04-13 15:24:03 UTC

Yeah, itโ€™s biased as hell. AP Euro is better though.

2018-04-13 18:37:44 UTC

We talked about all that when I took AP US History. Sounds like you just have a shitty teacher

2018-04-13 19:18:52 UTC

lol

2018-04-14 05:10:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/434581136094789652/image.jpg

2018-04-14 05:11:28 UTC

Sounds like Russia looks to bomb chemical factories for the US.

CNN <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

2018-04-14 16:38:33 UTC

Hmm

2018-04-14 18:37:27 UTC

Fucking traps

SITUATION NORMAL ALL FUCKED UP

2018-04-14 18:45:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/434786234238238721/image.jpg

2018-04-14 18:45:32 UTC

Britbongs canโ€™t even missile right

2018-04-14 18:49:51 UTC

according to..

2018-04-14 18:50:45 UTC

..oh.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/434787614478958642/baghdad_bob_1.jpg

I'm shooting blanks

Storm Shadow is a British, French and Italian low-observable air-launched cruise missile, manufactured by MBDA. Storm Shadow is the British name for the weapon; in French service it is called SCALP EG (Systรจme de Croisiรจre Autonome ร  Longue Portรฉe โ€“ Emploi Gรฉnรฉral, meaning General Purpose Long Range Standoff Cruise Missile). The missile is based on the earlier MBDA Apache anti-runway missile, and differs in that it carries a warhead, rather than submunitions.

Storm Shadow
Systรจme de Croisiรจre Autonome ร  Longue Portรฉe
Emploi Gรฉnรฉral

<:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152>

2018-04-14 20:06:11 UTC

>Storm Shadow is a British, French and `Italian`

2018-04-14 20:06:21 UTC

Well that explains it

Blame the French, always blame the French

System of Croistant Automated Long Potty

2018-04-14 20:19:09 UTC

@Deleted User
Yeah, Russian media is crazy about that

2018-04-15 02:58:14 UTC

stupid britbongs

2018-04-15 03:01:25 UTC

spanish btfo'd

2018-04-15 03:21:46 UTC

Guess that means I'm twice the wrong kind of "white", being Irish-Hispanic

2018-04-15 03:24:40 UTC

@Legiondude
Twice the subhuman

2018-04-15 03:24:48 UTC

You are like a black Jewish dude

2018-04-15 03:32:09 UTC

Kek

2018-04-15 17:51:41 UTC

What?

2018-04-15 17:51:52 UTC

Odd way to kill himself

2018-04-15 17:54:27 UTC

Yeah

2018-04-15 18:17:01 UTC

Donโ€™t ask.

2018-04-15 18:19:49 UTC

Not a very green way to suicide.

2018-04-15 18:20:15 UTC

A green activist?

2018-04-15 18:21:18 UTC

I hope he paid for the carbon footprint of his suicide upfront.

2018-04-15 18:23:24 UTC

Heโ€™s a gREEEEn activist.

2018-04-15 18:40:52 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Yeah, I remember the monk doing it in Vietnam

2018-04-16 00:26:29 UTC

Wrong

Ha! try doing that to me

I'll go for a piss or a glass of water whenever the fuck I like

2018-04-16 16:23:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/435475297605779485/Da6tezUXcAEbdkP.png

Who was it that was saying that the bad Swedish headlines are bad for Absolute Vodka and Volvo?

2018-04-16 16:48:40 UTC

but now the other vultures could catch the gay <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

Please give up on White people and form your own internet

we can't throw you out but you have the liberty to leave

2018-04-16 17:04:22 UTC

Ethno-Networks Now

2018-04-16 17:04:28 UTC

or some other nonsense

Academic Agent talks about that but it's more Left wing Twitter and a Right wing Twitter like Newspapers

In the end I wish they would just use their block button and silo themselves

2018-04-16 17:09:04 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
I wish I could throw them both in a island with thousands of cameras

2018-04-16 17:09:15 UTC

Who will survive

2018-04-16 17:09:35 UTC

Alt right incels or sjw soyboys

2018-04-16 17:10:09 UTC

Thatโ€™s just Britain.

what does that make me?

2018-04-16 17:11:12 UTC

An NPC

I'm an American seeking Asylum

2018-04-16 17:12:49 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
You don't need asylum, you are half American and half chav

2018-04-16 17:13:05 UTC

Just leave chav land and try to get an American citizenship

2018-04-16 17:17:17 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Really mate? Jeremy Corbyn will be your next Prime Minister.

2018-04-16 17:17:53 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Get your double citizenship, it's a win win situation

We could start our own Party and roll these noobs yet

but I know many people that have exit strategies for Corbyn as PM

I wouldn't even know what state to move to. I'd rather defend my Island!

and Sargon says the same sort of things

2018-04-16 17:25:29 UTC
2018-04-16 17:25:42 UTC

It's a win win situation

2018-04-16 17:26:36 UTC

Not for taxes it isnโ€™t.

2018-04-16 17:27:43 UTC

Come to Panamรก. Here taxes are a social construct.

2018-04-16 17:27:55 UTC

Why would he pay taxes in USA if he don't live there?

2018-04-16 17:28:56 UTC

If you are a U.S. citizen or resident alien, the rules for filing income, estate, and gift tax returns and paying estimated tax are generally the same whether you are in the United States or abroad. Your worldwide income is subject to U.S. income tax, regardless of where you reside.โ€

2018-04-16 17:29:52 UTC

Itโ€™s one of the reasons not many Americans move to other countries.

2018-04-16 17:32:08 UTC

That's really fucking stupid

2018-04-16 17:32:15 UTC

You are not creating revenue in USA

2018-04-16 17:32:32 UTC

Why would you be obliged to pay anything to the us government

2018-04-16 17:34:55 UTC

Regarding the Amazon vs pee breaks, I imagine the warehouse is like half a mile long, and you have a personal list of products to handle. So if you walk to the restroom, the system/supervisor records that you're falling behind.

2018-04-16 17:36:09 UTC

I think people were taking pee breaks, until some asshole name Ted decided to outsmart everyone by bringing empty bottles. Now he suddenly is the most efficient worker, because he doesn't take multiple 15 min breaks to jog to the restroom and back.

2018-04-16 17:37:05 UTC

Pepe numbers bouncing like stock market flows

well Ted is a disgusting arsehole

I'll meet him in the Canteen at Lunchtime SMACKDOWN cus I'm the People's Champion

2018-04-16 17:38:41 UTC

Simple solution: make the breaks mandatory.

2018-04-16 17:39:02 UTC

If you didn't take all breaks, leave early.

2018-04-16 17:40:43 UTC

I remember reading a while ago that amazon tracks how much time itโ€™s warehouse workers spend in the bathroom, (they would be tracking a bunch of stuff obviously), and if you take to long you penalized.

2018-04-16 17:40:57 UTC

Makes sense.

2018-04-16 17:42:05 UTC

You donโ€™t want people to abuse bathroom breaks, but they shouldnโ€™t be actively discouraged from taking them.

I was all managements bane when I worked retail. I'd throw EU Laws they had never even heard of at them.

I submitted a document to our GSM (General Store Manager) that proved people on one particluar shift were being shafted for ยฃ25 a month when they switched to percentage pay rises

2018-04-16 17:42:46 UTC

The right move is obviously catheter and leg bags.

2018-04-16 17:43:06 UTC

I think it was a max time per break of like 15 minutes or something.

2018-04-16 17:43:21 UTC

But I canโ€™t really remember

They tried to stop forgein nationals speaking their own language on the shop floor, I stopped that

Manager was threating the Forklift driver like shit and you NEED a forklift driver.

I found him a better job that paid more

2018-04-16 17:45:11 UTC

@DanielKO you do realize that some people would be in favor of that, right?

Those are rest breaks. If you need to pee, just go pee

2018-04-16 17:45:45 UTC

the next move is to replace useless meatbags with a superior synthetic workforce

If your manager attacks you for going to the toilet I'll put him or her in front of The Hague

2018-04-16 17:48:19 UTC

The problem with laws to protect workers is that they eventually shift to harm employers, then to harm employees.

One time I got so lucky

Atleast one manager should be on the shop floor at all times. I went to the canteen to graba drink.

All the managers in the Canteen. Take out phone.

SNAP

I got a favour to cash in now ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-04-16 17:49:12 UTC

fucking chav

Their fault not mine

their rule book, not mine

2018-04-16 17:54:26 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

Gotta know the rules to bend them

2018-04-16 17:59:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/435499410173198346/image.jpg

They had the power, I just held them to their own rules

2018-04-16 18:03:19 UTC

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-04-16 18:03:36 UTC

How the hell does Discord not have a Playing card emoji

That was 20+ years ago

14 years ago. 2004 I remember the phone was new

2018-04-16 19:30:26 UTC

Time to outlaw knives, forks, and all solid food.

2018-04-16 19:37:23 UTC

Then there'll be the messed up kids who carve shivs out of sporks

2018-04-16 20:57:49 UTC

sporktacular

2018-04-16 21:37:00 UTC

This Cassandra thing looks interesting

Sanctions against California

2018-04-16 22:41:49 UTC

@Legiondude time to federalize the californian national guard

2018-04-16 22:41:52 UTC

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-04-16 23:21:31 UTC
2018-04-17 08:28:07 UTC

I'd like 86,000ยฃ every four days.

2018-04-17 09:02:34 UTC

nice whataboutism going on in the comments of that thread

2018-04-17 17:53:32 UTC

The irony of count dankula happening less than two weeks ago makes this 1000 times better

2018-04-17 19:02:00 UTC

```The Greek military recorded 1,671 violations of its airspace by Turkish jets in 2016. To put that in perspective, NATO jets were scrambled 780 times to intercept Russian aircraft, the highest level since the Cold War.```

2018-04-17 19:04:34 UTC

@Reaps
Yeah, turks are retarded

2018-04-17 19:04:41 UTC

Also, both are members of nato

2018-04-17 19:05:38 UTC

hmmm

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