Message from @Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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2018-04-16 17:34:55 UTC  

Regarding the Amazon vs pee breaks, I imagine the warehouse is like half a mile long, and you have a personal list of products to handle. So if you walk to the restroom, the system/supervisor records that you're falling behind.

2018-04-16 17:36:09 UTC  

I think people were taking pee breaks, until some asshole name Ted decided to outsmart everyone by bringing empty bottles. Now he suddenly is the most efficient worker, because he doesn't take multiple 15 min breaks to jog to the restroom and back.

2018-04-16 17:37:05 UTC  

Pepe numbers bouncing like stock market flows

well Ted is a disgusting arsehole

I'll meet him in the Canteen at Lunchtime SMACKDOWN cus I'm the People's Champion

2018-04-16 17:38:41 UTC  

Simple solution: make the breaks mandatory.

2018-04-16 17:39:02 UTC  

If you didn't take all breaks, leave early.

2018-04-16 17:40:43 UTC  

I remember reading a while ago that amazon tracks how much time it’s warehouse workers spend in the bathroom, (they would be tracking a bunch of stuff obviously), and if you take to long you penalized.

2018-04-16 17:40:57 UTC  

Makes sense.

2018-04-16 17:42:05 UTC  

You don’t want people to abuse bathroom breaks, but they shouldn’t be actively discouraged from taking them.

I was all managements bane when I worked retail. I'd throw EU Laws they had never even heard of at them.

I submitted a document to our GSM (General Store Manager) that proved people on one particluar shift were being shafted for Β£25 a month when they switched to percentage pay rises

2018-04-16 17:42:46 UTC  

The right move is obviously catheter and leg bags.

2018-04-16 17:43:06 UTC  

I think it was a max time per break of like 15 minutes or something.

2018-04-16 17:43:21 UTC  

But I can’t really remember

They tried to stop forgein nationals speaking their own language on the shop floor, I stopped that

Manager was threating the Forklift driver like shit and you NEED a forklift driver.

I found him a better job that paid more

2018-04-16 17:45:11 UTC  

@DanielKO you do realize that some people would be in favor of that, right?

Those are rest breaks. If you need to pee, just go pee

2018-04-16 17:45:45 UTC  

the next move is to replace useless meatbags with a superior synthetic workforce

If your manager attacks you for going to the toilet I'll put him or her in front of The Hague

2018-04-16 17:48:19 UTC  

The problem with laws to protect workers is that they eventually shift to harm employers, then to harm employees.

One time I got so lucky

Atleast one manager should be on the shop floor at all times. I went to the canteen to graba drink.

All the managers in the Canteen. Take out phone.

SNAP

I got a favour to cash in now πŸ˜„

2018-04-16 17:49:12 UTC  

fucking chav

Their fault not mine

their rule book, not mine

2018-04-16 17:54:26 UTC  

🀣

Gotta know the rules to bend them

2018-04-16 17:59:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/435499410173198346/image.jpg

They had the power, I just held them to their own rules

2018-04-16 18:03:19 UTC  

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2018-04-16 18:03:36 UTC  

How the hell does Discord not have a Playing card emoji

That was 20+ years ago

14 years ago. 2004 I remember the phone was new

2018-04-16 19:30:26 UTC  

Time to outlaw knives, forks, and all solid food.