what does that make me?

An NPC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
A chav

I'm an American seeking Asylum

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
You don't need asylum, you are half American and half chav

Just leave chav land and try to get an American citizenship

I would have but Brexit is too much FUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfoqCNQfjkg

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Really mate? Jeremy Corbyn will be your next Prime Minister.

and then I run

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
Get your double citizenship, it's a win win situation

There's time

We could start our own Party and roll these noobs yet

but I know many people that have exit strategies for Corbyn as PM

I wouldn't even know what state to move to. I'd rather defend my Island!

and Sargon says the same sort of things

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
Stop being lazy and get it anyway

It's a win win situation

Not for taxes it isn’t.

Come to Panamá. Here taxes are a social construct.

Why would he pay taxes in USA if he don't live there?

If you are a U.S. citizen or resident alien, the rules for filing income, estate, and gift tax returns and paying estimated tax are generally the same whether you are in the United States or abroad. Your worldwide income is subject to U.S. income tax, regardless of where you reside.”

It’s one of the reasons not many Americans move to other countries.

That's really fucking stupid

You are not creating revenue in USA

Why would you be obliged to pay anything to the us government

Regarding the Amazon vs pee breaks, I imagine the warehouse is like half a mile long, and you have a personal list of products to handle. So if you walk to the restroom, the system/supervisor records that you're falling behind.

I think people were taking pee breaks, until some asshole name Ted decided to outsmart everyone by bringing empty bottles. Now he suddenly is the most efficient worker, because he doesn't take multiple 15 min breaks to jog to the restroom and back.

Pepe numbers bouncing like stock market flows

well Ted is a disgusting arsehole

I'll meet him in the Canteen at Lunchtime SMACKDOWN cus I'm the People's Champion

Simple solution: make the breaks mandatory.

If you didn't take all breaks, leave early.

I remember reading a while ago that amazon tracks how much time it’s warehouse workers spend in the bathroom, (they would be tracking a bunch of stuff obviously), and if you take to long you penalized.

Makes sense.

You don’t want people to abuse bathroom breaks, but they shouldn’t be actively discouraged from taking them.

I was all managements bane when I worked retail. I'd throw EU Laws they had never even heard of at them.

I submitted a document to our GSM (General Store Manager) that proved people on one particluar shift were being shafted for £25 a month when they switched to percentage pay rises

The right move is obviously catheter and leg bags.

I think it was a max time per break of like 15 minutes or something.

But I can’t really remember

They tried to stop forgein nationals speaking their own language on the shop floor, I stopped that

Manager was threating the Forklift driver like shit and you NEED a forklift driver.

I found him a better job that paid more