How the hell does Discord not have a Playing card emoji

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFx4iFIF1mBx9wicYphOs-A39YqrtXkIkBIECtzrQqWeE357mD

That was 20+ years ago

maybe

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29481/midterm-meltdown-democratic-advantage-2018-polls-emily-zanotti

14 years ago. 2004 I remember the phone was new

http://www.cellification.com/images/panX70_01.jpg

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sauk-rapids-minnesota-boy-slashes-students-with-knife-pleasantview-elementary-school-2018-04-16/

Time to outlaw knives, forks, and all solid food.

Then there'll be the messed up kids who carve shivs out of sporks

sporktacular

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/985967853399502848

This Cassandra thing looks interesting

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-43790395/my-autism-doesn-t-define-who-i-am

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29500/showdown-california-bans-national-guard-executing-ryan-saavedra

And then there's this cuck...

Sanctions against California

@Legiondude time to federalize the californian national guard

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https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/985570434841235456.html

Holy fuck this tweet thread

https://screenshots.firefox.com/mezij5O0ehu79ouF/www.bbc.co.uk

I'd like 86,000£ every four days.

https://twitter.com/GnasherJew/status/986003654363766789

nice whataboutism going on in the comments of that thread

The irony of count dankula happening less than two weeks ago makes this 1000 times better

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/a-secret-war-between-turkey-and-greece-just-turned-deadly-after-a-long-history-of-dogfights-over-the-aegean-sea/ar-AAvSDp2?li=AAgfYrC

```The Greek military recorded 1,671 violations of its airspace by Turkish jets in 2016. To put that in perspective, NATO jets were scrambled 780 times to intercept Russian aircraft, the highest level since the Cold War.```

@Reaps
Yeah, turks are retarded

Also, both are members of nato

https://twitter.com/AcademicAgent/status/986292065653882880

hmmm

AA is Black Pill Hardcore

That would be interesting

Coach Black Pill aka Academic Agent

Now he just has to get us out of fucking Syria

@McNukes
He won't

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@Deleted User I thought they only said they were going to have a talk about ending.

@McNukes you do realize that leaving Syria means nothing. The moment your country leaves Syria you’ll be declaring increased involvement in Afghanistan.

Every Middle-Eastern country we get out of is a win for me.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/17/north-and-south-korea-reportedly-set-to-announce-official-end-to-war.html