That's the bitch of living in Texas, the weather can be fucking insane.

ohh, Austin

I'm not sure even Texans consider Austin to be a part of Texas

It isn't. Not anymore.

It's basically a californian enclave.

They're trying to escape what they did to their shitty country so they come to Texas to make it like their shitty country.

They're basically muslim refugess, but pumpkin spice drinking hipsters.

Next to push Calexit harder

oh they are rolling out all the American / Texas memes on Brit TV

@Veritas Prognostician They do the same shit in Oregon/Washington

Actual cancer.

Yeah, I'm kinda aware of it, because TheYankeeMarshal has been sperging out about it lately.

Then again, he constantly spergs.

I can't fucking wait to get out of here. Cali is fucking balls.

I live this fucking life. Traffic in my suburban area of town has increased 4x over the last 5 years.

A 5min drive to work now takes 15-20min

I bet it's all hipsters driving smart cars and PT Cruisers.

No, lots of BMWs and Teslas

Why do they all drive those pieces of shit btw? PT Cruisers are fucking awful.

so drug dealers and hipsters

Drug dealers? They can't afford to live here now lol

I might not move to Texas at this point. It sounds like the fucking Refugees are starting to finally flip it to blue.

I might just move to Arizona or Oklahoma.

I'm guessing the days of Jon Roberts level of drug money is over for the dealers only the big boys get money now

Idaho and Alaska are the new conservative strongholds

I just can't fucking believe it.

There's this faggot that is actually advocating for an assault weapons ban, and he's actually threatening fucking Ted Cruz.

Alaska for when you love your guns and wants your neighbor to be 5 miles away from you

tbh, Gun Jesus doesn't have a bad formula going for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6uyFdRvs0

No kneeling at F1 National Anthem

They have Helicopters

@Veritas Prognostician The metal K-Span shelters are only like $7k

I'm surprised Ana Metokurian isn't a meme.

I mean, Jim unironically said "I'm fucking better than you".

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/saudi-crown-prince-is-gonna-have-to-be-replaced-amid-insulting-explanation-for-khashoggis-death-rand-paul-says

`C O M P L I C A T E D`

"Why he has to be replaced"

Its not our place. Saudi citizen killed on saudi land. Sounds like an internal issue.

Read the article more in depth

I didn't even see a quote with those words in it

Just the headline

they're precious weapon customers and valued "allies in the region", they won't be demanding anything <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

He continued: "I don’t think we need the Saudis; the Saudis need us much more than we need them. We have incredible leverage: Their air force is entirely American planes. They can’t last a couple of months without parts and mechanics to help run their air force. We train their pilots; they are completely dependent on us. We need to tell them to behave."

That was Trump's answer, yeah

That's a lot different than "We need to depose their king"

Tbh the weapons are minor. As is the allies. The main reason we wont is because the petrol dollar is ran as the usd and if we did go to harsh opec could change that. And that would hurt more than anything.

@Fitzydog but even that makes me doubt his claim to being libertarian

But again. Saidi cit on saudi land. We shouldnt BE involved

China's trying to push the Ptero-yuan right now, as well, so that complicates things.

Rand Paul is a paleo-con. His father is the Libertarian

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1052941921667207168

Jesus, fucking asians

I like how visibly uncomfortable Putin looks at the way that guy is holding that puppy.

Lol

Almost as uncomfortable as merkle looked around putins dog

But he was just grading quality for his stew later

Or Putin's racist shiba-inu

But yea. I also find it ironic. Those who complain about the us in so many engagements in the mod east are all like, "cause an incident on another country!". Many of which claim they are for US isolationist libertarianism

I just like it, because it's such a rare humanizing moment for him.

I mean, I know it's a bit like saying that Hitler liked dogs, but you know... It's nice.

Lol

On to better news. Goblin Slayer confirmed to me it is just a sick DnD 2e campaign.

I've never actually played 2e

Just games based on it lol.

Baldur's Gate, Planescape, etc.

Get back to me when the anime is dubbed

2e is unforgiving and such. 3.5 on your characters quickly became mary sues. 2e if your character was lucky to live to tier 2 they generally retired then.

@Fitzydog good luck. Very doubtful

I've kinda had that issue with 3.5 and Pathfinder.

I'd rather enjoy my cartoons, rather than try and split my attention between what's on screen and the translation below it

Like the first few levels are really fun, then later on your characters just become ridiculous sues due to power creep.

@Veritas Prognostician It's all about the DM, tbh

That's true.

Also, Gary Gigax apparently had a huge gun collection lol.

How sad that his game is basically owned by SJW's.

like, I'm not a fan of campaigns where it's easy to die, because then you have to slow down the whole group and story just to facilitate the one player's death

Yea between 3.5 and 5 the difference is just where it starts

So instead, you make it difficult in other ways, like puzzles and political intrigue

3.5 usually around 10. 4 was around 6. 5 is about 3/4

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/21/us/politics/transgender-trump-administration-sex-definition.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

kek

I am okay with this

I am too lol.

We need to stop pandering to mental health issues.

sounds like a good idea, tbh

"trans" person on another server is upset by it

You sure you got the quotes on the right word there?

one less identity for them to claim to be oppressed under <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

This gun be good.

Can’t be oppressed if you don’t exist <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

but my special snowflake status Reeeeeeeee

@(Carbo)nMonoxide "person" ?

that's p harsh

they're still people even if they make poor life choices

but are you willing to let a obvious mentally unwell person decide what is best for your kids . that is what alot of them do and want to keep doing

Tbh gov definitions change all the time

Its always been the perview of the executive branch to define if not clearly stated in the law.

@Nordhand good point

turtkid gonna be alpha chad

fuck this shit

So CHAD

he already drives a McLaren

wot you noobs doing?

will be celebrating every achievement

like real parents

fuck this participation shit

no we only celebrate WINS

win = achievement

anything less is failure

"Cookies are for CLOSERS!"

WE GOT TO GET THOSE NUMBERS UP!

but that is unfear for the lazy kid that only plays fortnight all day and get winded by running 5 meters

I think that stuff is easier with a lad but the Daughters are Competitive too 😄

Simple, he can just get good at fortnite? Esports is the future afterall

I used to be like that, minus the Fortnite thing.

NO NON NO

problem with girls is that they're all unbelievable bitchez

Now, I'm 206 lbs and can do a 500m run without stopping. I'm making progress, bois!

they hate other girls, they hate themselves, they hate their parents

tf are you even meant to do

my nice is super completive, so much some of the teachers complain about it. my sister just go speak to the hand and tell them to fuck off

turtwife wants turtchild 2.0

but I am good with just one rip

Fucking hell, I can barely make it to the end of the block.

And I walk like 3 miles every day.

what if turtchild 2.0 is a girl

How do I human body?

I don't have the necessary skillset to deal with a girl child

you better step up and get it done. just do it now, turtwife is waiting on you

just make her a tomboy she be the hit with the boys anyway

Don't tomboys end up being feminists?

im my experience they hate feminists as they are just as competitive as boys

Depends

You cant really predict these things

if a tomboy ends up being lauren southern

I can live with that

the Caravan is now in Chiapas

they let the fuckers into mexico

Well, thats mexicos problem then

Mexican authorites are saying they're gonna try and block off the highway

but I doubt it

They weren't let in, they literally push through the police

did they?

yes

wow ok

This is actually a fucking invasion.

Imagine actually pushing through police because you think you have a right to settle in a foreign country

Problem is is that they are just passing trough anyway no?

yes

@turtwig IF I can raise a girl to College age (so far so good) you can too

Trump for the love of god please shut off the border

thinking you have a right to settle, all the while carrying the flag of the shithole you came from.

yeah but you don't have to live with them

I thought refugees were supposed to head to the nearest safe country, not cross them.

they did charge the barriers with the kids in front as a shield singing the national antdom of Honduras

new pfp

Bow before the God Emperor.

operation human shield

What the fuck?!

Its fine its just goblin slayer

goblin slayer. the new hit

Oh boy...

Cant wait for the outrage when that scene is coming out XD

the outrage from the kill everyone including the kids was fun as well

It'll be worse than "No Russian".

in the anime the "hero" go all seal clubbing on the goblin kids

Well, he is not wrong for doing so XD'

In universe context

well best way to deal with pests is to remove it by it roots

@turtwig show this to your missues

https://i.imgur.com/DLj45Lu.mp4

Crying 👌🏿

@turtwig Are you saying if TurtKid 1.0 was a girl you would have gone to buy milk?

😄

haha no not at all

but I'm good with one kid

Like your opinion matters

You should negotiate two so three isn't an option

Art of the Deal <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

or just castrate myself in protest

Then she end up prego anyways and you will have a realization

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

TurtKid 2.0 is Black

oh no

uhhh ohhh

lol even without cuckery it's a possibility

turtwife got significant negro gene markers

I DEMAND A PAT TEST

Why you assume the theoretical child would be black?

this child is FAR too brown!

I demand a recount

she wants to get me one of those DNA tests for xmas

she's hoping you have some black genes so she can start cheating on you with the black dude 4 doors down

😄

Kek.

lol no black people round here lad

how? 🤔

Every Soviet Neighborhood should have 50% black people

Comrade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-FlpqFEoSY

guess I don't live in a Soviet neighborhood

> oppressed
> openly protest

Hmm

idk if there are any black people in my entire village

Is there a village drunkard?

Turt is the Village Drunkard

^

He's Fathered 75% of the Primary School aged children in the village

Lolo unlikely

Watch out for the Postman then <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

been with turtwife (and faithful) for 10 years

awww

young Love

Then youre not the villiage drunkard

The village drunkard is usually alone

> fake villiage

10 years and only on version 1.0

We should have TurtKid version 7.0 by now

We're looking for a version that drives a Ferrari like a BrooKid would

Brookid exists. He lives in the basement with multiple genetic malformities

"Hey you guys!!!"

Brooth

🤔

Bruth

B-Ruth

heh

turtkid is too young for Goonies atm

but one day

I think sargon might not be right

That's a low energy take if I've ever seen one lol

well shit

I thought he was right-wing this whole time

have the sperg out started?

🤷🏿

Just another day

*Elon Musk is now playing Rocket League.*

I'm watching hacker conference videos on GSM SIM card hacking, remotely installing OTA updates, and self propagating botnet software on to cellphones via the network.

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> Someone could fuck an entire nation WAY too easily...

Maybe Tomorrow

***Rationality has left the server***

So much of this is "Well, we searched google for some industry software, found it freely available, with all the encryption info very badly hidden inside of it, and easily accessible."

some of the stuff they find out is scary. like using the mobile phone network to take control over cars in such a way that they did have full controll over the gass and brakes

And nothing's being done about it

And that’s why I drive a 2001 suburban

No OTA shit is going on with that