@Nordhand good point

turtkid gonna be alpha chad

fuck this shit

So CHAD

he already drives a McLaren

wot you noobs doing?

will be celebrating every achievement

like real parents

fuck this participation shit

no we only celebrate WINS

win = achievement

anything less is failure

"Cookies are for CLOSERS!"

WE GOT TO GET THOSE NUMBERS UP!

but that is unfear for the lazy kid that only plays fortnight all day and get winded by running 5 meters

I think that stuff is easier with a lad but the Daughters are Competitive too 😄

Simple, he can just get good at fortnite? Esports is the future afterall

I used to be like that, minus the Fortnite thing.

NO NON NO

problem with girls is that they're all unbelievable bitchez

Now, I'm 206 lbs and can do a 500m run without stopping. I'm making progress, bois!

they hate other girls, they hate themselves, they hate their parents

tf are you even meant to do

my nice is super completive, so much some of the teachers complain about it. my sister just go speak to the hand and tell them to fuck off

turtwife wants turtchild 2.0

but I am good with just one rip

Fucking hell, I can barely make it to the end of the block.

And I walk like 3 miles every day.

what if turtchild 2.0 is a girl

How do I human body?

I don't have the necessary skillset to deal with a girl child

you better step up and get it done. just do it now, turtwife is waiting on you

just make her a tomboy she be the hit with the boys anyway

Don't tomboys end up being feminists?

im my experience they hate feminists as they are just as competitive as boys

Depends

You cant really predict these things

if a tomboy ends up being lauren southern

I can live with that

the Caravan is now in Chiapas

they let the fuckers into mexico