Phalynx

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!agree

2018-10-21 18:37:29 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

This gun be good.

C'mon, Brits. It's time to rock the Casbah!

2018-10-21 18:50:07 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

I used to be like that, minus the Fortnite thing.

2018-10-21 18:50:39 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Now, I'm 206 lbs and can do a 500m run without stopping. I'm making progress, bois!

We got ourselves some microwave ovens, custom kitchen delivery!

We got the movies, refrigerators!

We got the movies, color TV!

2018-10-21 18:58:27 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

I thought refugees were supposed to head to the nearest safe country, not cross them.

2018-10-21 18:59:24 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Bow before the God Emperor.

2018-10-21 18:59:48 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

What the fuck?!

2018-10-21 19:00:19 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Oh boy...

2018-10-21 19:01:13 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

It'll be worse than "No Russian".

Finally got SuperBLT to work for PAYDAY 2.

But now I can't play due to shit grades.

Fuck.

2018-10-21 19:23:03 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Kek.

2018-10-21 20:00:54 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

*Elon Musk is now playing Rocket League.*

2018-10-21 20:15:32 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Fuckin' Ubisoft predicted a ctOS-esque system with the Internet...

2018-10-21 20:16:08 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

They even predicted Facebook, Twitter, and Google using user's data for money.

2018-10-21 20:16:26 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

What kind of fuckin' alternative universe is this?

2018-10-21 20:18:16 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

The hell?

2018-10-21 20:18:45 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Shit.

2018-10-21 20:18:58 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Sorry.

2018-10-21 20:20:31 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Oh boy, espionage!

2018-10-21 20:21:10 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #creative]  

He should make a knife outta Flex Tape.

2018-10-21 20:22:10 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

[PAYDAY 2 stealth music plays]

2018-10-21 20:22:50 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it.

2018-10-21 20:23:47 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

What?

2018-10-21 20:40:30 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #firearms]  

Fuckin' Fudds...

2018-10-21 21:51:15 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #creative]  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485861475462807562/503686734425620493/IMG_20181021_165010518.jpg

2018-10-21 21:51:27 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #creative]  

Please excuse the poor lighting.

2018-10-21 21:54:08 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Because people weren't taught that life isn't going to be nice to you.

2018-10-21 21:54:17 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

And participation trophies.

2018-10-21 21:55:46 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Finland is just the shittier cousin of Russia nowadays.

2018-10-21 21:58:06 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

No, Switzerland is the one with required rifle ownership.

2018-10-21 22:02:23 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

No.

2018-10-21 22:03:13 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Winchester Model 1874 is the way to go.

2018-10-21 22:03:35 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Maybe a Model 1887 while you're at it.

2018-10-21 22:05:16 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

So basically I am Monky

2018-10-21 22:06:44 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

The Neo-Libertarian Coalition is here to stop the Regressive Left from destroying the world!

2018-10-21 22:08:35 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

The Golden Rule is a decent idea, but it doesn't work government-wise.

2018-10-21 22:09:24 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

["Imagine" by John Lennon plays]

2018-10-21 22:10:08 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Equally worthless...

2018-10-21 22:11:10 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Venezuela is now playing *Don't Starve Together*.

2018-10-21 22:11:43 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Elon Musk is now playing *Kerbal Space Program*.

2018-10-21 22:12:40 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Yeah.

2018-10-21 22:12:56 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

<:trumped:440551399772913674>

2018-10-21 22:13:31 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

God, now I wanna get Discord Nitro, so we can get a shitton of Trump emotes.

2018-10-21 22:14:17 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

My idea of a Utopia back then was that the idea was dependent on the individual.

2018-10-21 22:14:40 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Yes.

2018-10-21 22:16:43 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Race Realism?

2018-10-21 22:17:25 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

/r/cursedimages

2018-10-21 22:19:43 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Exactly!

2018-10-21 22:21:10 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

I see.

2018-10-21 22:21:26 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

~~Said the blind man.~~

2018-10-21 22:27:09 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Eloon Moosk.

2018-10-21 22:27:39 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Elon Musket.

2018-10-21 22:27:57 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Really?

2018-10-21 22:28:30 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

It's okay to tell us this stuff. Go Pyrocynical on his ass!

2018-10-21 22:29:33 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Just ask one of the mods.

2018-10-21 22:30:02 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Just don't doxx him.

2018-10-21 22:31:00 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Exactly.

2018-10-21 22:32:11 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Extended Musk.

2018-10-21 22:33:10 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #general]  

Huh?

2018-10-21 22:38:40 UTC [Subverse #new-member-alert]  

2018-10-21 22:38:50 UTC [Subverse #bot-commands]  

!agree

2018-10-21 22:40:25 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Makroni and Cheez

2018-10-21 22:42:39 UTC [Subverse #general]  

The only good Strogg are the ones that stay in their stinking holes.

2018-10-21 22:42:49 UTC [Subverse #general]  

STROGG SLAYER.

2018-10-21 22:46:00 UTC [Subverse #general]  

And this is why I try to avoid the "enemy of my enemy" philosophy as much as I can, because they will backstab you at any moment.

2018-10-21 22:47:10 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I have yet to upload on my channel...

2018-10-21 22:48:05 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Justice has got to be served.

2018-10-21 22:48:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

We need to be vigilant. Maybe we can get Tim or Joe Rogan to bring you up on a padcast, to spread the word.

2018-10-21 22:50:06 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Holy shit, guys.

2018-10-21 22:50:13 UTC [Subverse #general]  

We need to help this man.

2018-10-21 22:51:20 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I'm sure if I ever got falsely accused, my friends would just laugh, because I haven't gone out with people in over a year.

2018-10-21 22:53:01 UTC [Subverse #general]  

@Coochie coo The fuck?

2018-10-21 22:53:43 UTC [Subverse #general]  

#himtoo

2018-10-21 22:54:14 UTC [Subverse #general]  

There's a few more I had in mind, too.

2018-10-21 22:54:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

#himtoo, #allalie, #wewantthetruth...

2018-10-21 22:55:43 UTC [Subverse #general]  

I don't even have Twitter, but we gotta spread this shit like wildfire.

2018-10-21 22:57:12 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Or, to make the hashtag more "inclusive" to get everyone's attention...

2018-10-21 22:57:16 UTC [Subverse #general]  

#ustoo

2018-10-21 22:58:59 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Undead, I understand that you are out for revenge and want this to be stopped by yourself. However, you need our help.

2018-10-21 22:59:35 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Fine.

2018-10-21 22:59:46 UTC [Subverse #general]  

It's **Justice.**

2018-10-21 22:59:55 UTC [Subverse #general]  

#justiceforhim

2018-10-21 23:00:48 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Believe me, none of us want to see that anymore.

2018-10-21 23:08:11 UTC [Subverse #general]  

STROGG SLAYER.

2018-10-21 23:09:05 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Squidward nooo!

2018-10-21 23:10:37 UTC [Subverse #general]  

@Undead Mockingbird "My ancestors are smiling at me, Principal. Can't you say the same?"

2018-10-21 23:11:04 UTC [Subverse #general]  

They omit that detail.

2018-10-21 23:11:50 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Nope, they always omit it. If they actually did, their reputation would be ruined.

2018-10-21 23:13:40 UTC [Subverse #general]  

They constantly hate on the Right and Center, so yeah...

2018-10-21 23:20:44 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Yeah, we gotta get our shit together, and *fast*.

2018-10-21 23:21:28 UTC [Subverse #general]  

Assange is possibly being sent to Russia...

2018-10-21 23:22:07 UTC [Subverse #general]  

3D printed guns are more lethal to the user than the target.

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