Phalynx
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!agree
This gun be good.
C'mon, Brits. It's time to rock the Casbah!
I used to be like that, minus the Fortnite thing.
Now, I'm 206 lbs and can do a 500m run without stopping. I'm making progress, bois!
We got ourselves some microwave ovens, custom kitchen delivery!
We got the movies, refrigerators!
We got the movies, color TV!
I thought refugees were supposed to head to the nearest safe country, not cross them.
Bow before the God Emperor.
What the fuck?!
Oh boy...
It'll be worse than "No Russian".
Finally got SuperBLT to work for PAYDAY 2.
But now I can't play due to shit grades.
Fuck.
Kek.
*Elon Musk is now playing Rocket League.*
Fuckin' Ubisoft predicted a ctOS-esque system with the Internet...
They even predicted Facebook, Twitter, and Google using user's data for money.
What kind of fuckin' alternative universe is this?
The hell?
Shit.
Sorry.
Oh boy, espionage!
He should make a knife outta Flex Tape.
[PAYDAY 2 stealth music plays]
Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it.
What?
Fuckin' Fudds...
Please excuse the poor lighting.
Because people weren't taught that life isn't going to be nice to you.
And participation trophies.
Finland is just the shittier cousin of Russia nowadays.
No, Switzerland is the one with required rifle ownership.
@Stroker Ace Yes.
No.
Winchester Model 1874 is the way to go.
Maybe a Model 1887 while you're at it.
So basically I am Monky
The Neo-Libertarian Coalition is here to stop the Regressive Left from destroying the world!
The Golden Rule is a decent idea, but it doesn't work government-wise.
["Imagine" by John Lennon plays]
Equally worthless...
Venezuela is now playing *Don't Starve Together*.
Elon Musk is now playing *Kerbal Space Program*.
Yeah.
<:trumped:440551399772913674>
God, now I wanna get Discord Nitro, so we can get a shitton of Trump emotes.
My idea of a Utopia back then was that the idea was dependent on the individual.
Yes.
Race Realism?
/r/cursedimages
Exactly!
I see.
~~Said the blind man.~~
Eloon Moosk.
Elon Musket.
Really?
It's okay to tell us this stuff. Go Pyrocynical on his ass!
Just ask one of the mods.
Just don't doxx him.
Exactly.
Extended Musk.
Huh?
!agree
The only good Strogg are the ones that stay in their stinking holes.
And this is why I try to avoid the "enemy of my enemy" philosophy as much as I can, because they will backstab you at any moment.
We need to be vigilant. Maybe we can get Tim or Joe Rogan to bring you up on a padcast, to spread the word.
I'm sure if I ever got falsely accused, my friends would just laugh, because I haven't gone out with people in over a year.
@Coochie coo The fuck?
I don't even have Twitter, but we gotta spread this shit like wildfire.
Or, to make the hashtag more "inclusive" to get everyone's attention...
Undead, I understand that you are out for revenge and want this to be stopped by yourself. However, you need our help.
Believe me, none of us want to see that anymore.
@Undead Mockingbird "My ancestors are smiling at me, Principal. Can't you say the same?"
Nope, they always omit it. If they actually did, their reputation would be ruined.
They constantly hate on the Right and Center, so yeah...
Yeah, we gotta get our shit together, and *fast*.
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