roast pork lad

fuck dem muzzos and joos

El Niño normally results in a lot of rain

There you go.

But that’s for California

Also, which part of Texas?

We had it a couple years ago, but got no rain

My sister was a fussy eater.

Would eat Chicken. SO

Beef = Brown Chicken
Pork = Fluffy Chicken

This shit works

It's several times larger than the UK

oh fuck this looks glorious

I forgot which one it is, but I did notice that when I was living there that for several years it would literally flood all over the place constantly, and in others that you'd have water mains bursting constantly lol.

The track COTA is Austin

That's the bitch of living in Texas, the weather can be fucking insane.

ohh, Austin

I'm not sure even Texans consider Austin to be a part of Texas

It isn't. Not anymore.

It's basically a californian enclave.

They're trying to escape what they did to their shitty country so they come to Texas to make it like their shitty country.

They're basically muslim refugess, but pumpkin spice drinking hipsters.

Next to push Calexit harder

oh they are rolling out all the American / Texas memes on Brit TV

@Veritas Prognostician They do the same shit in Oregon/Washington

Actual cancer.

Yeah, I'm kinda aware of it, because TheYankeeMarshal has been sperging out about it lately.

Then again, he constantly spergs.

I can't fucking wait to get out of here. Cali is fucking balls.

I live this fucking life. Traffic in my suburban area of town has increased 4x over the last 5 years.

A 5min drive to work now takes 15-20min

I bet it's all hipsters driving smart cars and PT Cruisers.

No, lots of BMWs and Teslas

Why do they all drive those pieces of shit btw? PT Cruisers are fucking awful.

so drug dealers and hipsters

Drug dealers? They can't afford to live here now lol

I might not move to Texas at this point. It sounds like the fucking Refugees are starting to finally flip it to blue.

I might just move to Arizona or Oklahoma.

I'm guessing the days of Jon Roberts level of drug money is over for the dealers only the big boys get money now

Idaho and Alaska are the new conservative strongholds

I just can't fucking believe it.

There's this faggot that is actually advocating for an assault weapons ban, and he's actually threatening fucking Ted Cruz.