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!agree

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come on

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come the fuck on

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COME ON

so close

!avatar @Mee6

psh

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wtf is this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/466338715309178890/446328767_191567.jpg

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this is #shit-memes right?

surprisingly decent

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oh hey 64 isn't bad lol

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how the fuck

do you not know how to take a screenshot

it wasn't specifically targeted at you

just general exasperation about people who photograph screens

when they could just take a fuckin screenshot

splinter cell conviction any good?

I can answer my previous question

splinter cell conviction is *okay*

but it's like 10 minutes long

you can ez finish in one session

2018-07-30 11:01:34 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

rook same to me

2018-07-30 11:08:54 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

he's only been married for 9 years, maybe it never came up? lol

2018-07-30 11:09:01 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

mail order brides don't tend to speak good english

2018-07-30 11:11:40 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

they had a traditional Chinese wedding in Xian <:think_globalist:378717098945544192>

2018-07-30 11:11:48 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

yeah idk how he fucked up so bad

diet coke

fuckin cucc trump

not my president

wait is that the real CNN? the dude(???)s voice sounds like a fuckin parody

I cannot accept this as real

it's an elaborate ruse to push parody shit

you need to cut back that misc spending

and do your family really need to eat?

that's another 300 dollars for trains ez

note he said TRAIN not penis

can't do coloured hands on mobile

fuckin racist discord

LNER is london north eastern railway iirc

idk about ycur

but it's gonna be another rail service

hobbits

what happened to gner

I used to get loads of gner trains in my youth

rip

used to get the bus to York and then gner trains to either Newcastle or darn sarf

depending on who I was banging

on any given weekend

was the same london-glasgow service in either direction

and also the basis for one of my most amusing train based memories

they had some time tabling fuck up and put the north bound train on the southbound platform

everyone had to fuckin move all over the place

the train starts pulling away

and a door window rolls down

and a little old lady leans out the window shouting "I'm on the wrong train!"

I think that was the same day I met the Swedish backpackers and they had tons of beer in their bag

we just sat on the floor and got shitfaced on the train

๐Ÿ‘Œ

probably the one thing better about trains than cars is that you can drink while you ride

frowned upon when you're driving

i

wat

so women are working longers hours compared to women, and men are working less hours compared to men, but women are still working less hours than men and they're confused why men earn more

my brain hurts

10 hours less on average

that's a full day

lol I googled that

and found a delicious diagram

if it's unpaid, is it work? <:what:382980756139409409>

lol using the entire population of North and south america

population of mexico + population of usa = 453 million

200 million of that is 40% to the nearest 10

<:super_edgy:426099058466095119>

2018-07-30 15:14:55 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

confiscate his finger

2018-07-30 15:29:53 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

tighter regulations required

2018-07-30 15:33:14 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

fully automatic fingers should only be available to the military

fuckin autismcraft

is the new ocean update any good?

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-07-31 08:35:17 UTC [/r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta) #twis]  

gotta say

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