Crying 👌🏿

@turtwig Are you saying if TurtKid 1.0 was a girl you would have gone to buy milk?

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haha no not at all

but I'm good with one kid

Like your opinion matters

You should negotiate two so three isn't an option

Art of the Deal <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

or just castrate myself in protest

Then she end up prego anyways and you will have a realization

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TurtKid 2.0 is Black

oh no

uhhh ohhh

lol even without cuckery it's a possibility

turtwife got significant negro gene markers

I DEMAND A PAT TEST

Why you assume the theoretical child would be black?

this child is FAR too brown!

I demand a recount

she wants to get me one of those DNA tests for xmas

she's hoping you have some black genes so she can start cheating on you with the black dude 4 doors down

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Kek.

lol no black people round here lad

how? 🤔

Every Soviet Neighborhood should have 50% black people

Comrade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-FlpqFEoSY

guess I don't live in a Soviet neighborhood

> oppressed
> openly protest

Hmm

idk if there are any black people in my entire village

Is there a village drunkard?

Turt is the Village Drunkard

^

He's Fathered 75% of the Primary School aged children in the village

Lolo unlikely

Watch out for the Postman then <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

been with turtwife (and faithful) for 10 years