Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 503648324726030336
Well, he is not wrong for doing so XD'
In universe context
well best way to deal with pests is to remove it by it roots
@turtwig show this to your missues
Crying ππΏ
@turtwig Are you saying if TurtKid 1.0 was a girl you would have gone to buy milk?
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haha no not at all
but I'm good with one kid
Like your opinion matters
You should negotiate two so three isn't an option
Art of the Deal <:covfefe:440543908846632980>
or just castrate myself in protest
Then she end up prego anyways and you will have a realization
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TurtKid 2.0 is Black
oh no
uhhh ohhh
turtwife got significant negro gene markers
I DEMAND A PAT TEST
Why you assume the theoretical child would be black?
this child is FAR too brown!
I demand a recount
she wants to get me one of those DNA tests for xmas
she's hoping you have some black genes so she can start cheating on you with the black dude 4 doors down
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Kek.
lol no black people round here lad
how? π€
Every Soviet Neighborhood should have 50% black people
Comrade
guess I don't live in a Soviet neighborhood
> oppressed
> openly protest
Hmm
idk if there are any black people in my entire village
Is there a village drunkard?

