Is there a village drunkard?

Turt is the Village Drunkard

^

He's Fathered 75% of the Primary School aged children in the village

Lolo unlikely

Watch out for the Postman then <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

been with turtwife (and faithful) for 10 years

awww

young Love

Then youre not the villiage drunkard

The village drunkard is usually alone

> fake villiage

10 years and only on version 1.0

We should have TurtKid version 7.0 by now

We're looking for a version that drives a Ferrari like a BrooKid would

Brookid exists. He lives in the basement with multiple genetic malformities

"Hey you guys!!!"

Brooth

🤔

Bruth

B-Ruth

heh

turtkid is too young for Goonies atm

but one day

I think sargon might not be right

That's a low energy take if I've ever seen one lol

well shit

I thought he was right-wing this whole time

have the sperg out started?

🤷🏿

Just another day

*Elon Musk is now playing Rocket League.*

I'm watching hacker conference videos on GSM SIM card hacking, remotely installing OTA updates, and self propagating botnet software on to cellphones via the network.

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> Someone could fuck an entire nation WAY too easily...

Maybe Tomorrow

***Rationality has left the server***

So much of this is "Well, we searched google for some industry software, found it freely available, with all the encryption info very badly hidden inside of it, and easily accessible."

some of the stuff they find out is scary. like using the mobile phone network to take control over cars in such a way that they did have full controll over the gass and brakes

And nothing's being done about it

And that’s why I drive a 2001 suburban

No OTA shit is going on with that

Although if I feel like it, I can measure my fuel consumption in gallons per mile and get a number that starts with 0.1