Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 503646949053038607


2018-10-21 18:59:46 UTC  

operation human shield

2018-10-21 18:59:48 UTC  

What the fuck?!

2018-10-21 19:00:08 UTC  

Its fine its just goblin slayer

2018-10-21 19:00:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/503643694306557953/Donald_trump_dancing_vine.mp4

2018-10-21 19:00:15 UTC  

goblin slayer. the new hit

2018-10-21 19:00:19 UTC  

Oh boy...

2018-10-21 19:00:29 UTC  

Cant wait for the outrage when that scene is coming out XD

2018-10-21 19:01:05 UTC  

the outrage from the kill everyone including the kids was fun as well

2018-10-21 19:01:13 UTC  

It'll be worse than "No Russian".

2018-10-21 19:01:49 UTC  

in the anime the "hero" go all seal clubbing on the goblin kids

2018-10-21 19:02:21 UTC  

Well, he is not wrong for doing so XD'

2018-10-21 19:02:35 UTC  

In universe context

2018-10-21 19:02:55 UTC  

well best way to deal with pests is to remove it by it roots

@turtwig show this to your missues

2018-10-21 19:06:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/503645204771897345/tumblr_pf45vdildn1vrc2qto1_540.png

Crying πŸ‘ŒπŸΏ

@turtwig Are you saying if TurtKid 1.0 was a girl you would have gone to buy milk?

2018-10-21 19:13:00 UTC  

haha no not at all

2018-10-21 19:13:09 UTC  

but I'm good with one kid

Like your opinion matters

You should negotiate two so three isn't an option

Art of the Deal <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-10-21 19:17:21 UTC  

or just castrate myself in protest

2018-10-21 19:17:52 UTC  

Then she end up prego anyways and you will have a realization

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TurtKid 2.0 is Black

2018-10-21 19:18:31 UTC  

oh no

2018-10-21 19:18:37 UTC  

lol even without cuckery it's a possibility

2018-10-21 19:18:45 UTC  

turtwife got significant negro gene markers

I DEMAND A PAT TEST

2018-10-21 19:20:18 UTC  

Why you assume the theoretical child would be black?

this child is FAR too brown!

I demand a recount

2018-10-21 19:21:36 UTC  

she wants to get me one of those DNA tests for xmas

she's hoping you have some black genes so she can start cheating on you with the black dude 4 doors down

2018-10-21 19:23:03 UTC  

Kek.

2018-10-21 19:23:20 UTC  

lol no black people round here lad