uh no

I just saw it like 5 mins ago

well i guess you dont check the discrod often then

it was windica for <#365921969004216320>

ah

didn't see in in main

good ol wind-boy

i might have imagined it

https://www.amazon.com/Byron-Statics-Converter-Automatic-Headphone/dp/B07JWC2624#customerReviews

apparently it's this tape player

except with bluetooth in it

the kickstarter chinkshit flip

a tried and true method

We're selling this in our store

Someone find me the ali listing, just for laffs

https://twitter.com/GamerPres2020/status/1148321444687994880?s=19

I don't think this is accurate. Surely Yang has higher APM than that

we're dealing with an awful case of termites, how have you done anything against termites if you have at all, thanks

https://i.redd.it/dyjaec1sb2931.jpg

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How about you fuck off @Matthew

@Deleted User lick my dick, you sadsack

mommy, daddy, stop fighting!

It turns out I need to either deal with people ripping up my insulation of sleep somewhere else for the next couple days

That's what you get for living in a water-damaged shitbox

Nah, imsect infestation in thr shingles, not termites tho

Euros?

Need to essensially take down an entire side of the house to the vapor barrier and if its deeper than that do repairs.

I was complaining to my landlord about woodpeckers knocking at my house at 6 in the morning every morning and it turns out they were adding to the problem while also sort of helping

For the record, if you just want to chitchat, you can just say so instead of @ing me with some hurtful bullshit

I'm in a very vulnerable place right now

And I don't need this kind of negativity

No, you for some reason pinged me thinking I hadagic alcohol discussion detecting powers

I mean. Don't you? I just assumed you didn't answer because I said you would, and you're a contrarian

what scent is it

lasagne?

Mondays

what does monday smell like

Like every other day

If you're John, alcohol-sweat.

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Anyway, matt. When are you going to the range?

You can use this dead lady's timer

Maybe weekend after next. This weekend I'm going tubing down the river

https://www.ebay.com/ulk/itm/302891598937?

Wait, this last dies and her kid immediately starts trying to hawk her shit on eBay?

Damn

I'm going to a steel challenge in a couple weeks and I am thoroughly embarrassed by how shit my times are.

its more likely than you think, matt

This bitch has almost 500 items listed on eBay

Probably treats eBay as a fucking lifestyle

proably everything that was in her mothers home

I get why because you can't keep everything but yeah, maybe mentioning your dead mom by name like that would raise prices is a bit tasteless

i have some parts in the mail that need to arrive before i go shooting next

Bootlegs nerf darts?

Calicuck piece of shit

did you ever buy that chinese nerf 1911?

Reagan stopped that , unfortunately

Damn Norinco tried selling a rocket launchers and full autos to a bunch of bikers

I think I ended up getting a metals rubber band gun instead.

Fucking chink tards

i want to pick one of those 1911s up

seems like it would be fun

It'll be fun when the post office xrays it and rapes your ass

i better order some lube with it then

Don't play coy with me. You have lube already.

i do, but it would probably be convenient if there was already some in the package, ready to go

Post office doesnt give a fuck, its vustoms you need to worry about

My toothpick crossbow got stopped by customs once, but the chink said he resent it

Did you ever end up getting it?

To be determined. This was literally 2 days ago

Also I saw some next level tomfoolery at the costco yesterday, someone was slapping on barcodes over a bunch of high end kitchen appliances and checkinf out with those

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/597677697958674445/image0-6.jpg

I bet if you told eastern euros that mars colonies were illegal but profitable we would be there by now.

That a some galaxy brain social manipulation.

Boy I sure would hate it if gypsies terraformed mars

why would they go to mars, there is no copper wire there

They'd try to throw their babies under landing space probes so they could extort money from NASA

clever

I have reason to believe I may be under surveillance by the Japanese

is that a play on words of ampere?

Sure I guess

But the point is my dog is named Stamper

oh, i see

is your dog also an electric corgi?

Isn't he dead

No, John killed Nani, not stamper

damn it, john

The world's best boy

what does he do

He sleep

good boy

sleeping is a tough job

but somebody has to do it

He does it better than most

he is a true professional in the field of napping

@Matthew even kiddy pools have US Flags put on them 😂

@Tribit must seem weird to someone who lives in a country with nothing to be proud of <:smug:589103776699252887>

He's not burger?

No, he's gay mod

Even if he lives in America, he ain't American

But he still lives in a country with nothing to be proud of?

Yes. Whatever country spawned someone *who does it for free* should be ashamed

I thought he was American in which case your roasting yourself right now

I project a field of patriotism in a 100m radius at all times. America could be a burning wasteland, but when I'm around, it's the greatest country on earth

That's not what you implied by responding to gaybit

But ok

Look man, it's Tuesday morning bantz. I'm sorry if I accidentally retconned part of your Matthew Headcanon

I bet Matthew shoots up schools at least once a weak to prove his patriotism

Because there is nothing more American than a school shooting

Okay, dude. I'm getting sleepy myself so I'll let you off

I'll get you off

The latest game in the *BEST* series on earth is finally coming out on PC **THIS WEEK**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hRXKCdahkc

it'll be $60 though

it will be $50
just like edf 4 was when it came out on pc

I own EDF5 and EDF4 on PS4

and I own EDF4 on PC

will I own EDF5 on PC eventually?

What are you people, poor?

Oh no, $60!

that's a lot of money

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im buying edf5 on pc, i dont care how much it is

*Im buying edf5 on pc, i dont care how much it is*

i say that already knowing how much it is going to be

weeb game

sigh

its a jap game but i dont know if its really "weeb"

unless your definition of weeb is different than mine

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/563505491712540673/598212953342214296/D_DWORPXkAIkmV0.png

certainly looks like the type

FTR, nobody has actually received the bathwater yet

she hasn't bathed yet? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

the bath is in the mail

anyway like I was saying owning an iphone is a net negative

on the plus side, you get fucked in the ass

on the minus side, its the american and not the chinese government that spies on you

how is it net negative

an iphone can go for 3-4 years

an android not at all

and if u really care about that small amount of money might as well pee in the sink to save money from toilet water

Iphones, deserved or not, hold a good portion of their value for resale.

With Android phones, if it wasn't a flagship, you might as well just Throw it away , because it's worthless by the time you're due for an upgrade

But that goes both ways, you can get non flagship android phones dirt cheap

Especially if you buy the previous model

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582761383943340032/597663326813552656/DwC-t-nVYAg_vhL.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582761383943340032/597827531235917849/1562583091545.jpg

Hmm

someone that would benefit from us having less privacy wants us to not worry about our privacy so much

interesting

Stop kvetching

!answer kvetch

Nice.

@androidcrawler

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578929905975164939/598325952249856011/p6z361lrrc931.png

It's just wacky enough to be true

https://youtu.be/nqWZqQXk_Ao

Almost every jav that isn't solo has a creampie at the end
Checks out

My friend is looking for some funny aliexpress/ebay chinked compilation that he saw on youtube years ago, pls help

You owe me that much, i started wagecucking so you neets can enjoy neetbux and cheap chinkshit

It ain't salty much

cum drink

@Millwood what you doing in Japan

Living

Ah yeah?

I'm a weeb so

Hah weeb

Hah weeb

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Hah weeb

What you do? English teach?

So far I've only harvested potatoes

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tokyo has some really really cool retro tech and obscure shit like that

i wanna get every old soundcard

One of those work vacations? @Millwood

>soundcard

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Working holiday, ye

For how long?

1 year

wait uh, not sound cards

sound chips

It's always 1 year for working holiday visa

for old consoles

and synthesizers

You mean psx sound chip?

Where exactly in Japan are you? Somewhere rural?

Yes

comfy'

Very rural

Cool

Thanks, wifi

They got a great train network so you can just easily go everywhere

Been to arcades yet?

I still have to drive like 1.5 hour to get a train station going anywhere

Oof

That is very rural then

oh, so it's incredibly rural

Very rural so

innawoods

Pretty muxh

Post pics <#248100475054850050> of how rural it is

Maybe tomorrow

> when your country sucks so bad that your idea of a good time is to leave

Heh, euros.

matthew, have you ever left your own state

just curious

I only lived in my country for 1.5 month in last 5 years

Nothing new for me, leaving

Bet there's neat rural maintained vending machines

cat posting again

Yeah if I go down the road there's 2 at the intersection

cute cat

only 2? wow

peak rural

There's more further

Just saying about the closest ones

@Millwood https://youtu.be/O_CSLU28hCI

oh, i've seen that video

peak comfy

Yeah I think I watched that

Just go to a supermarket though, it's cheaper

@gecho my own STATE? Yes. I was born in Florida, then I lived in North Carolina for a few years, now I live in Minnesota, and I vacationed in Kentucky last month

But I have never left the USA

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@Matthew do it coward

@Tribit you got a couch for me to sleep on?

Now we learn if he burger

Hamberders

i've only been outside of europe twice

hmm