Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 597959392448479242
Mondays
what does monday smell like
Like every other day
If you're John, alcohol-sweat.
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Anyway, matt. When are you going to the range?
You can use this dead lady's timer
Maybe weekend after next. This weekend I'm going tubing down the river
Wait, this last dies and her kid immediately starts trying to hawk her shit on eBay?
Damn
I'm going to a steel challenge in a couple weeks and I am thoroughly embarrassed by how shit my times are.
its more likely than you think, matt
This bitch has almost 500 items listed on eBay
Probably treats eBay as a fucking lifestyle
proably everything that was in her mothers home
I get why because you can't keep everything but yeah, maybe mentioning your dead mom by name like that would raise prices is a bit tasteless
i have some parts in the mail that need to arrive before i go shooting next
Bootlegs nerf darts?
did you ever buy that chinese nerf 1911?
Reagan stopped that , unfortunately
Damn Norinco tried selling a rocket launchers and full autos to a bunch of bikers
I think I ended up getting a metals rubber band gun instead.
Fucking chink tards
i want to pick one of those 1911s up
seems like it would be fun
It'll be fun when the post office xrays it and rapes your ass
i better order some lube with it then
Don't play coy with me. You have lube already.
i do, but it would probably be convenient if there was already some in the package, ready to go
Post office doesnt give a fuck, its vustoms you need to worry about
My toothpick crossbow got stopped by customs once, but the chink said he resent it
Did you ever end up getting it?
To be determined. This was literally 2 days ago
Also I saw some next level tomfoolery at the costco yesterday, someone was slapping on barcodes over a bunch of high end kitchen appliances and checkinf out with those
I bet if you told eastern euros that mars colonies were illegal but profitable we would be there by now.
That a some galaxy brain social manipulation.
Boy I sure would hate it if gypsies terraformed mars