I get why because you can't keep everything but yeah, maybe mentioning your dead mom by name like that would raise prices is a bit tasteless

i have some parts in the mail that need to arrive before i go shooting next

Bootlegs nerf darts?

Calicuck piece of shit

did you ever buy that chinese nerf 1911?

Reagan stopped that , unfortunately

Damn Norinco tried selling a rocket launchers and full autos to a bunch of bikers

I think I ended up getting a metals rubber band gun instead.

Fucking chink tards

i want to pick one of those 1911s up

seems like it would be fun

It'll be fun when the post office xrays it and rapes your ass

i better order some lube with it then

Don't play coy with me. You have lube already.

i do, but it would probably be convenient if there was already some in the package, ready to go

Post office doesnt give a fuck, its vustoms you need to worry about

My toothpick crossbow got stopped by customs once, but the chink said he resent it

Did you ever end up getting it?

To be determined. This was literally 2 days ago

Also I saw some next level tomfoolery at the costco yesterday, someone was slapping on barcodes over a bunch of high end kitchen appliances and checkinf out with those

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578936299910856707/597677697958674445/image0-6.jpg

I bet if you told eastern euros that mars colonies were illegal but profitable we would be there by now.

That a some galaxy brain social manipulation.

Boy I sure would hate it if gypsies terraformed mars

why would they go to mars, there is no copper wire there

They'd try to throw their babies under landing space probes so they could extort money from NASA

clever

I have reason to believe I may be under surveillance by the Japanese

is that a play on words of ampere?

Sure I guess

But the point is my dog is named Stamper

oh, i see

is your dog also an electric corgi?

Isn't he dead

No, John killed Nani, not stamper

damn it, john

The world's best boy

what does he do

He sleep

good boy