For the record, if you just want to chitchat, you can just say so instead of @ing me with some hurtful bullshit

I'm in a very vulnerable place right now

And I don't need this kind of negativity

No, you for some reason pinged me thinking I hadagic alcohol discussion detecting powers

I mean. Don't you? I just assumed you didn't answer because I said you would, and you're a contrarian

what scent is it

lasagne?

Mondays

what does monday smell like

Like every other day

If you're John, alcohol-sweat.

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Anyway, matt. When are you going to the range?

You can use this dead lady's timer

Maybe weekend after next. This weekend I'm going tubing down the river

https://www.ebay.com/ulk/itm/302891598937?

Wait, this last dies and her kid immediately starts trying to hawk her shit on eBay?

Damn

I'm going to a steel challenge in a couple weeks and I am thoroughly embarrassed by how shit my times are.

its more likely than you think, matt

This bitch has almost 500 items listed on eBay

Probably treats eBay as a fucking lifestyle

proably everything that was in her mothers home

I get why because you can't keep everything but yeah, maybe mentioning your dead mom by name like that would raise prices is a bit tasteless

i have some parts in the mail that need to arrive before i go shooting next

Bootlegs nerf darts?

Calicuck piece of shit

did you ever buy that chinese nerf 1911?

Reagan stopped that , unfortunately

Damn Norinco tried selling a rocket launchers and full autos to a bunch of bikers

I think I ended up getting a metals rubber band gun instead.

Fucking chink tards

i want to pick one of those 1911s up

seems like it would be fun

It'll be fun when the post office xrays it and rapes your ass

i better order some lube with it then

Don't play coy with me. You have lube already.

i do, but it would probably be convenient if there was already some in the package, ready to go

Post office doesnt give a fuck, its vustoms you need to worry about