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How reliable is the Aliprice browser extension?
Interesting, thanks. Just uninstalled the extension. Are there any alternative extensions? I'm not very keen on having to have a separate tab open just to save ~0.20 USD. My time is worth more than that, lol
Any good chinky indoor quadcopters? My Syma helicopter finally shit the bed
So, I have literally 31 of these $2 off select coupons, are they actually that simple? 2 bucks off anything? Or is it gonna be stinkychinky shit where it's only valid on shit that's like $100+
I built my desk from 4 IKEA legs and a solid core door, and a keyboard tray is the only thing I miss. Tempted to buy the hardware to make one.
It hardly counts as /diy/, it's a total of 16 screws, m8. No cutting, fitting, or modifications to anything
Try looking for a bag that doesn't have the x4 multiplier
>Not being an autist who plasters his bottles with stickers
The vets I work with do not recommend Hanoi
I've gotten into the habit of drinking La Croix instead of soda. I've finally become a true Midwesterner
One time I cussed at my dad and he made me take a full bite out of a (fresh) bar of Irish spring, chew it, and swallow it
Just stay away from Franklin and Lake and you'll be okay
Those dipshits antagonized the FUCK out of the protesters, left video evidence of their intent to do so, and put themselves into a situation where they needed to "defend" themselves
And that's coming from a former Floridian. Fucking wish MN had Stand Your Ground + Castle Law
From what I understand, MN's "Duty to Flee" doesn't apply in your own home, so we kinda have castle law, I guess.
But only in your house. Doesn't apply in detached buildings, like garages or sheds. So stupid.
Wasn't it today that it was supposed to happen? It being the fifth of November and all?
I think the chances of there being any kind of "uprising" or "revolution" is less than 0%. People get all their frustrations out on twitter or w/e, beat off, then go to sleep.
The most important part of a phone to me is the Battery. I'm not a memeboy, so I don't play games or vlog on my phone. I just want something that can browse the internet and send and receive texts without needing to charge for a day or two
I have to charge my LG G4 halfway through my day, and again before bed
I have cracked literally every phone I've ever owned. Tfw clumsy
That's my main problem. I'd love to not pay ATT every month to "lease" a phone for 2 years, but It seems like it'd be an unholy pain in the cock to get a phone not issued by them to work on their network
To be subjected to friends and coworkers super funny Masturbation jokes
Another shooting in Texas. Fuuuuck. Muh 2nd Amendment
I'm from Florida originally, and even in the fucking -20 and windy winters we get up here, I would never go back
Fucking Minneasotans think they know what Humidity is 😂 👌
Hot Chocolate with a kick of Schnapps in it. Good shit
All this talk of Freedom and Liberty is making me hungry.
Five Guys = Superstacked burger for 12 bucks, and an obnoxious amount of soggy fries. Nobody likes how they taste, they just like how many of them they get
and also, the entire place is littered with peanut shells
And your burger is free if you notice that there's less or more than 5 men there
They're not fucking up here, but Checkers/Rallys fries are the best
I think anyone who knowingly and willfully tries to scam people out of their money is a faggot
memeing aside, naw, people who use a different phone than you don't deserve to be fleeced out of their money. but, you know, huehue itoddlers amirite?
Apparently the Texas Shooter liking an Atheism facebook page is newsworthy.
AND he had a Mark Twain quote about not fearing death! Spooky!
So Excited. Should have like, 10 chinky packages arriving this week
That's what I was thinking. You can get a flipphone for damn near free if you need a phone that you can ditch on a moment's notice
Just got my TopK(ek) magnetic Phone charging cable. Pretty damn good for 4 bucks
Heroin addicts deserve a painful death. In fact, all addicts do.
>"i-It's hard to quit!"
>Implying it's hard to NOT:
>Get into contact with a dealer
>Drive into a shady part of town
>Give cash to some shady fucker
It's like fatties saying that it's hard to NOT eat literal pounds of food every day
Oh, I know. A herion addict tried to break into my fucking house a few months back, so it triggered me
The worst part for me losing weight is that I work at a fucking cafeteria that only serves high-calorie slop
But I also get a free gym membership with my employment, so I've lost 30 pounds since I've started
To the anon that was screeching about LinusTechTips not doing chinkshit 2-3 generals ago: HA HA JOKE'S ON YOU GEEKLORD
The chinky headset he's reviewing makes him look like a shitty Genji Cosplayer
I fail to see how Linus is in the wrong for protecting his copyright. He didn't extort the guy, he just said "Stop, or I will have to escalate to not asking so nicely." Honestly, I'd be damn happy to be that guy for having been given the chance to knock it off BEFORE hearing from a lawyer.
Or have a gut big enough for it not to be visible.
I feel like I could make a banepost out of that, but I'm too tired.
So, what exactly makes 11.11 a scam? From what I understand, in the weeks leading up to it, they'll jack the prices up, then on 11.11 drop them back to their normal price, and act as if it's a clearance sale price?
Yeah, but apprently the Aliprice one is adware?
How the fuck do you "accidentally" lick an earbud
I think you're Morally obligated and financially inclined to make it a thing
>implying I wouldn't wear it like a badge of pride
wagecucks btfo, I make more shitting than they do working
How do you word it on your resume though? Or your taxes, for that matter?
inb4 "u-uh...thanks..." and putting them in the closet forever
It'd probably actually be a lot of work. Like, your viewers are likely to have shit preferences, so you'll have to have a strict diet.
Shit preferences, yeah, Like, do you want someone to drop a fat brick on the Xbox One X, or spray it with a mostly liquid spray with plenty of farts?
@Deleted User It's common knowledge, r-right? There's a lot of variety to shits. It stands to reason that fetishists would prefer some over others
I mean, he *kinda* did in his last video. Turns out he's a fatty.
or a video of something shitting a room into an inky abyss
aaaaaaaAAAAAAFUCK. Finally dug this goddamn ingrown nail out of my big toe. Instant fucking relief.
...I shat on the chinky multitool I used to do it. Happy now?
No, it actually is a Leatherman Wave. <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>
I got it for 30 bucks when my buddy upgraded to a leatherman with better steel in the knives. forget what it's called
...do you need a Proof of Purchase to use the warranty? because my eyeglass screwdriver is broken. The bit snapped off in there.
Are those Ingrown Toenail torture looking tools actually effective? Because digging this fucker out was so incredbily painful with the leatherman and a screwdriver
How much did you pay for shipping? Leathermans aren't light
Does anyone sell like, a programable Scroll dial for PCs? I remember seeing one in an LTT video but it was incredibly expensive
The mailmen in my neighborhood have been seasonal fucksticks for the entire year
The GF regularly has to go give our neighbors their mail that got delievered to us, and retrieve the mail they have of ours
And every time I try to confront the carrier about it, it's some Somalian who sprints across the street as soon as I open my door
The day my mailman expects a gift from me is the day I shoot him the dick
American Thank a Mailman day is Feb. 4th
but we have a holiday for literally fucking everything, so they can go fuck themselves
God, 45 bucks is still expensive. But thanks, I'll see if it ever goes on sale
Ammo can go right to your door in pretty much every state
Way more likely in Mexico than the US, my man
I still remember when my neighbors were like "Uh Matt, why is there a big box that says "LIVE AMMO" on your side door?"
And I just said "Oh, my 9mm is here, sweet"
you...said that earlier? I'm pretty sure you did
I use 2 shitty acer monitors that were 100 bucks each, and while input lag is fine, the viewing angles are fucking AWFUL
Planes are just a chair in the air, As long as it doens't turn into a chair on the ground, I don't give a fuck about the food or if I get to watch Iron Man 2 on a 4 inch screen
Literally every country BESIDES the US has super strict rules on who can enter their country for anything more than a visit, I don't get why people get so anal-ruptured when the US suggests that we should do the same
Is this the power of credit cards and short-sighted spending...?
If you give him 75 bucks a month, you get a personal phone call from him
W-why is Archie's email address "[email protected]"?
I mean, I just got done watching all the Anime me and the GF are watching this season, so I get what you mean
Trying to decide if I wanna stay up for another 3 hours to get my 11 11 order in
Everything in my cart already has the 11 11 prices posted, I'm not necessarily looking for flash deals / surprises
I added a safety razor to the list. Interested to see if the meme is real.
Yeah, not to mention that fresh blades aren't really any help if it takes a month for them to arrive
Is this shirt low-key enough to not be seen as autistic in public?
so...are YOU autistic, or do you only wear solid color t-shirts or something
My favorite Virgin vs Chad meme is the one re: Bathroom usage
It says that the virgin holds his shit in whenever someone else walks into the bathroom, whereas Chad is constantly screaming at the top of his lungs, etc
>Implying euthanasia won't become legal in our lifetime
>implying any of us will willingly choose to become incapable of independent life
If my email inbox is to be trusted, The FCC Pajeet is going to fuck net neutrality up the ass in 2 weeks, so maybe 4chan won't be around in 2 years, let alone 20
Just like Trump is for-realsies gonna fuck Obama-care this time, guys! Seriously!
Or how there's REALLY gonna be a new assault weapons ban! Join the NRA now!
Literally every politician of every party is demonstrably corrupt. Arguing that one party is worse than the other is foolish. There should be 1 term limits for these dipshits.
I'm willing to bet they are. I refuse to believe that Dabbing Black Santa could be a quality product.
According to this site trying to resell it at a hundred percent markup, it's printed on, but won't crack.
They're all bad. I'm mostly right-leaning, but let's not act like any of these out of touch cumwhores have our best interests in mind
Do you live in a city? I live in Minneapolis and see people wearing cringe shit like this all the time
They would recognize it, sure, but would they CARE?
Tourists are universally cringy, the hoodie you're wearing won't be the straw that broke the camel's back
And also, who cares what some malnourished gook thinks?
As long as Gun rights aren't eroded, I honestly don't care. I'm not dependent on welfare to sustain my life
If only someone else in the school had been armed. Even the threat of there being an armed individual would've deterred a shooter. Because they're cowards. If we get rid of soft targets and stop training people to be victims, acts of aggression will decrease.
The police are underpaid and undertrained, not to mention they're normal people with self-preservation instincts. So yeah, of course they were reluctant to run into an active shooting situation, and people died for that.
HomeOwners Association are fucking cancerous. They hounded my grandmother for MONTHS on end because her mailbox was the fucking wrong shade of green
I would never live in HMA neighborhoods. Neverfuckingever
It's a way for people to shadily keep "unwanted elements" out of their neighborhood, while also jacking up property values and rent for the people living there.
I have a friend who lives in a HOA complex, and he pays over 150 bucks a MONTH in HOA fees.
Because finding a new place to live in the city is literal hell
Thank fuck my GF's parents put a down payment down on a house for us, otherwise we'd be apartment plebs still
See, this is why I'm so reluctant to do the whole marriage thing: I want to be in this relationship because I want to be here, not because I'll get my life ruined legally if I decide it isn't working
Oh, it's in her name. I "Rent" it from her at 0 percent markup and get a renter's credit on my taxes at the end of the year.
At the absolute worst, if she breaks up with me (and after 10 years of being in this relationship, I doubt it), I get 90 days to vacate by Minnesota law 👌 😂
She used to, until all the friends she was jealous of getting married got divorced in < 3 years
no idea. I've known my gf since the 7th grade, we're 27 now
We're the only bf/gf we've ever had <:hahayes:330459104495665153>
I've bought a house, car, adopted a dog, and will probably start trying for children within the next 1 or 2 years, fuck a piece of paper that says I'm commited to it under penalty of poverty
Without children, the only costs I would incur if the relationship failed would be buying out my half of the car note so I could keep it (she can't drive), and moving costs to my new place. Once we DO have kids, for all intents and purposes, I'm fucked if it goes bad
but I'm pretty sure it won't go bad, not after this long
@Danog That sucks, man. Why wouldn't you verify that with anyone else, though?
I have something like 35 of the 2dollar coupons
So be honest, is the site going to fucking crash the moment the clock hits zero?
Because I turned down a bj to stay up and get my orders in
gf went to sleep 3 hours ago, too late for that now
unless I wake her up screaming "I'M 80 DOLLARS POORER AND I NEED TO CUM *NOW*"
How the shit do I apply the select coupon, it keeps saying I don't have any
They say straight up 2 bucks off, they don't say a damn thing about minimum orders. Weird
tfw got caught up in the moment and thought for a moment that the chinks wouldn't chink me
I have a coupon that's "$10 off an order of $999 or more"
Do I have to ORDER with the app to get the mobile discount, or do I have to add it to the cart AND order with the app?
@ratzakogl For a grand total savings of......80 cents. <:hahayes:330459104495665153>
There needs to be an Emoji of that Winslow guy from CatDog turning and closing the door, like always gets posted on /gif/
70 bucks, I've blown my load. Main purchases was meme clothing that probably won't fit me because I'm a fat white piggu
The gooks crank the prices up right before the sale, then "discount" it back to full price
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