Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 597959802362134536


2019-07-09 01:08:28 UTC  

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2019-07-09 01:08:29 UTC  

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2019-07-09 01:10:33 UTC  

Anyway, matt. When are you going to the range?

2019-07-09 01:10:55 UTC  

You can use this dead lady's timer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/597957826022735892/Screenshot_20190704-184109.jpg

2019-07-09 01:11:22 UTC  

Maybe weekend after next. This weekend I'm going tubing down the river

2019-07-09 01:12:32 UTC  

Wait, this last dies and her kid immediately starts trying to hawk her shit on eBay?

2019-07-09 01:12:38 UTC  

Damn

2019-07-09 01:12:53 UTC  

I'm going to a steel challenge in a couple weeks and I am thoroughly embarrassed by how shit my times are.

2019-07-09 01:12:54 UTC  

its more likely than you think, matt

2019-07-09 01:14:01 UTC  

This bitch has almost 500 items listed on eBay

2019-07-09 01:14:33 UTC  

Probably treats eBay as a fucking lifestyle

2019-07-09 01:14:41 UTC  

proably everything that was in her mothers home

2019-07-09 01:14:50 UTC  

I get why because you can't keep everything but yeah, maybe mentioning your dead mom by name like that would raise prices is a bit tasteless

2019-07-09 01:16:19 UTC  

i have some parts in the mail that need to arrive before i go shooting next

2019-07-09 01:16:56 UTC  

Bootlegs nerf darts?

2019-07-09 01:17:08 UTC  

Calicuck piece of shit

2019-07-09 01:17:27 UTC  

did you ever buy that chinese nerf 1911?

2019-07-09 01:18:10 UTC  

Reagan stopped that , unfortunately

2019-07-09 01:18:41 UTC  

Damn Norinco tried selling a rocket launchers and full autos to a bunch of bikers

2019-07-09 01:18:46 UTC  

I think I ended up getting a metals rubber band gun instead.

2019-07-09 01:18:49 UTC  

Fucking chink tards

2019-07-09 01:19:31 UTC  

i want to pick one of those 1911s up

2019-07-09 01:19:42 UTC  

seems like it would be fun

2019-07-09 01:20:51 UTC  

It'll be fun when the post office xrays it and rapes your ass

2019-07-09 01:21:38 UTC  

i better order some lube with it then

2019-07-09 01:21:55 UTC  

Don't play coy with me. You have lube already.

2019-07-09 01:22:56 UTC  

i do, but it would probably be convenient if there was already some in the package, ready to go

2019-07-09 01:24:26 UTC  

Post office doesnt give a fuck, its vustoms you need to worry about

2019-07-09 01:28:17 UTC  

My toothpick crossbow got stopped by customs once, but the chink said he resent it

2019-07-09 01:31:18 UTC  

Did you ever end up getting it?

2019-07-09 01:31:36 UTC  

To be determined. This was literally 2 days ago

2019-07-09 01:42:08 UTC  

Also I saw some next level tomfoolery at the costco yesterday, someone was slapping on barcodes over a bunch of high end kitchen appliances and checkinf out with those

2019-07-09 01:43:15 UTC  

I bet if you told eastern euros that mars colonies were illegal but profitable we would be there by now.

2019-07-09 02:16:27 UTC  

That a some galaxy brain social manipulation.

2019-07-09 02:17:11 UTC  

Boy I sure would hate it if gypsies terraformed mars

2019-07-09 02:32:42 UTC  

why would they go to mars, there is no copper wire there

2019-07-09 02:36:52 UTC  

They'd try to throw their babies under landing space probes so they could extort money from NASA

2019-07-09 02:37:10 UTC  

clever

2019-07-09 03:16:33 UTC  

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