Message from @Matthew
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seems like it would be fun
It'll be fun when the post office xrays it and rapes your ass
i better order some lube with it then
Don't play coy with me. You have lube already.
i do, but it would probably be convenient if there was already some in the package, ready to go
Post office doesnt give a fuck, its vustoms you need to worry about
My toothpick crossbow got stopped by customs once, but the chink said he resent it
Did you ever end up getting it?
To be determined. This was literally 2 days ago
Also I saw some next level tomfoolery at the costco yesterday, someone was slapping on barcodes over a bunch of high end kitchen appliances and checkinf out with those
I bet if you told eastern euros that mars colonies were illegal but profitable we would be there by now.
That a some galaxy brain social manipulation.
Boy I sure would hate it if gypsies terraformed mars
why would they go to mars, there is no copper wire there
They'd try to throw their babies under landing space probes so they could extort money from NASA
clever
I have reason to believe I may be under surveillance by the Japanese
is that a play on words of ampere?
But the point is my dog is named Stamper
oh, i see
is your dog also an electric corgi?
Isn't he dead
No, John killed Nani, not stamper
damn it, john
what does he do
He sleep
good boy
sleeping is a tough job
but somebody has to do it
He does it better than most
he is a true professional in the field of napping
