Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 598135021148045335
No, John killed Nani, not stamper
damn it, john
what does he do
He sleep
good boy
sleeping is a tough job
but somebody has to do it
He does it better than most
he is a true professional in the field of napping
@Tribit must seem weird to someone who lives in a country with nothing to be proud of <:smug:589103776699252887>
He's not burger?
No, he's gay mod
Even if he lives in America, he ain't American
But he still lives in a country with nothing to be proud of?
I thought he was American in which case your roasting yourself right now
I project a field of patriotism in a 100m radius at all times. America could be a burning wasteland, but when I'm around, it's the greatest country on earth
That's not what you implied by responding to gaybit
But ok
Look man, it's Tuesday morning bantz. I'm sorry if I accidentally retconned part of your Matthew Headcanon
I bet Matthew shoots up schools at least once a weak to prove his patriotism
Because there is nothing more American than a school shooting
Okay, dude. I'm getting sleepy myself so I'll let you off
I'll get you off
The latest game in the *BEST* series on earth is finally coming out on PC **THIS WEEK**
it'll be $60 though
it will be $50
just like edf 4 was when it came out on pc
I own EDF5 and EDF4 on PS4
and I own EDF4 on PC
will I own EDF5 on PC eventually?
What are you people, poor?
Oh no, $60!
that's a lot of money
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