Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 597992907898617867


2019-07-09 01:42:08 UTC  

Also I saw some next level tomfoolery at the costco yesterday, someone was slapping on barcodes over a bunch of high end kitchen appliances and checkinf out with those

2019-07-09 01:43:15 UTC  

I bet if you told eastern euros that mars colonies were illegal but profitable we would be there by now.

2019-07-09 02:16:27 UTC  

That a some galaxy brain social manipulation.

2019-07-09 02:17:11 UTC  

Boy I sure would hate it if gypsies terraformed mars

2019-07-09 02:32:42 UTC  

why would they go to mars, there is no copper wire there

2019-07-09 02:36:52 UTC  

They'd try to throw their babies under landing space probes so they could extort money from NASA

2019-07-09 02:37:10 UTC  

clever

2019-07-09 03:16:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/597989443743514634/IMG_20190708_221550.jpg

2019-07-09 03:17:13 UTC  

I have reason to believe I may be under surveillance by the Japanese

2019-07-09 03:19:08 UTC  

is that a play on words of ampere?

2019-07-09 03:23:29 UTC  

Sure I guess

2019-07-09 03:23:49 UTC  

But the point is my dog is named Stamper

2019-07-09 03:23:57 UTC  

oh, i see

2019-07-09 03:24:23 UTC  

is your dog also an electric corgi?

2019-07-09 03:24:24 UTC  

Isn't he dead

2019-07-09 03:27:58 UTC  

No, John killed Nani, not stamper

2019-07-09 03:28:58 UTC  

damn it, john

2019-07-09 03:29:34 UTC  

The world's best boy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/597992718370865178/20190622_213847.jpg

2019-07-09 03:29:53 UTC  

what does he do

2019-07-09 03:30:19 UTC  

He sleep

2019-07-09 03:30:24 UTC  

good boy

2019-07-09 03:31:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/597993201999020067/20190526_111241_HDR.jpg

2019-07-09 03:37:17 UTC  

sleeping is a tough job

2019-07-09 03:38:33 UTC  

but somebody has to do it

2019-07-09 03:40:03 UTC  

He does it better than most

2019-07-09 03:40:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/597995463547027476/20181209_163021.jpg

2019-07-09 05:01:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/598015876163305474/IMG_20190708_224208.jpg

2019-07-09 05:18:15 UTC  

he is a true professional in the field of napping

2019-07-09 08:23:23 UTC  

@Matthew even kiddy pools have US Flags put on them 😂

2019-07-09 09:45:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/598087352203739137/Please-stop-using-the-word-Ngga-Its-starting-to-get-offensive.mp4

2019-07-09 12:41:18 UTC  

@Tribit must seem weird to someone who lives in a country with nothing to be proud of <:smug:589103776699252887>

2019-07-09 12:53:02 UTC  

He's not burger?

2019-07-09 12:53:47 UTC  

No, he's gay mod

2019-07-09 12:53:56 UTC  

Even if he lives in America, he ain't American

2019-07-09 12:54:21 UTC  

But he still lives in a country with nothing to be proud of?

2019-07-09 12:55:01 UTC  

Yes. Whatever country spawned someone *who does it for free* should be ashamed

2019-07-09 12:55:29 UTC  

I thought he was American in which case your roasting yourself right now

2019-07-09 12:58:46 UTC  

I project a field of patriotism in a 100m radius at all times. America could be a burning wasteland, but when I'm around, it's the greatest country on earth

2019-07-09 13:00:27 UTC  

That's not what you implied by responding to gaybit

2019-07-09 13:00:34 UTC  

But ok