was he a turk or something

I thought so, and I can talk very basic Turkish because I used to date a Turkish girl for years

But he didn't even speak Turkish

Sounded similar though

Maybe some weird Turk dialect

Bizzare

Maybe it was Kurdish

turkurdish~

iirc uber is fairly strict about language and quality requirements

@Julian it is. But you have to get caught being shitty first. They'll let Any one START driving

dont you need to do *any* sort of interview?

Lol no

Uber still denies that their drivers are even employees

They're "independent contractors" that are matched with potential customers through the app :^^^^^^^^^)

get your own car

teaches you not to drink

Dear Sir or Madam

As you can see from my Uber account, I've spent a total of 6700 CHF on Uber since I first discovered it 2 years ago, without a single complaint or having received a bad rating.

Sadly, I have to change this today because I had a fairly bad experience. Please note my ride from Zurich main station to Oerlikon. The driver was completely unable to communicate in any language commonly understood in Switzerland (I tried German, Italian, French and English) and spent about 15 minutes taking wrong turns that I ended up being charged for.

This isn't the first time that I have had such a difficulty to communicate with a driver, but it is the first time that it caused me to be late for an important appointment.

Please refund me part of the trip that was taken unnecessarily. Also, if I may provide feedback as an Uber fan and heavy user, please improve the quality check on your drivers.

Best Regards

Porco

That's about what I wrote but in German

@porco banned for wall of text :^)

!answer 6700 chf to euro

hello bot

The computer is off

:)

About 5.9k Eur

6 euros?

6000

OH

a total

nvm

I thought it was for this trip :)

Look, rideshare is shit. Better get used to it.

still better than taxi

at least here

@porco buy a car you disgusting poorfag

(and Im not necessarily talking about uber)

I had a "buddy" of mine dump me on the side of a road over a political disagreement, and the rideshare I took home was literally too aspie to speak to me functionally.

Get used

to it.

>please entertain me while you drive me!

Please be capable of human social practices and not be a robot, thank you.

Disgusting strawman.

Get used to rideshare being trash and you won't be so surprised next time.

Just drive your own car niggers

>not having a car in 2000+10+5+3+1

This tbh

Also whoever was the lead designer for Majima Everywhere in Kiwami needs to fucking die

porco voluntarily took an uber driven by an arab and lived to tell the tale

fascinating

Why is that fascinating? Arabs will only attack things that are worth something

oh dear

should this go to nsfw

@Julian if you have to ask then the answer is yes

It's only pornography if it is sexually attractive, and this is not.

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Whussat

`Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1`

lmao

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That's RDR2 right

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Though I think open world games are cheating in this category

Mainly because those hours might not be spent "playing" more so than just spending the time going from A to B

hmm

is that Wiesław?

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476 card drops remaining

Idle Master do your job kthx

Hooouh

Don't hooouh

Be happy

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I've actually got a bunch of games and haven't idlemastered

🤔

@Sdeck37 I am happy, just bored

Time to throw it on a cheap preemptable vm on gcp with like one core

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https://twitter.com/GuyFieri/status/1102708093987647488

@Iren Masot >he shitposted too hard irl to the point his friend ditched him mid ride and then equates not veing able to draw a random driver into a similar shitstorm he must be 'aspie'

>then he thinks thats at all comparable to getting charged for the driver being a retarded turk who cant read german road signs.

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Youre retarded

I would have run you over

Straight out the box with the lukewarm bantz

John is here, having shit his pants

That wasnt bantz

That was me trying to understand this kiwi's autis.

Ubers are quite shit, John. Have you ever taken one?

Yes, he got to my destination quickly and his car was reasonably clean.

*Experience not typical

Is what that'd be followed by if you were saying it on an infomercial

You literally follow google maps

And drive there

How do you fuck it up?

By being brown.

Unless you think being 'an engaging driver' is a mark of quality