Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two
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Boy I sure would hate it if gypsies terraformed mars
why would they go to mars, there is no copper wire there
They'd try to throw their babies under landing space probes so they could extort money from NASA
clever
I have reason to believe I may be under surveillance by the Japanese
is that a play on words of ampere?
Sure I guess
But the point is my dog is named Stamper
oh, i see
is your dog also an electric corgi?
Isn't he dead
No, John killed Nani, not stamper
damn it, john
The world's best boy
what does he do
He sleep
good boy
sleeping is a tough job
He does it better than most
he is a true professional in the field of napping
@Tribit must seem weird to someone who lives in a country with nothing to be proud of <:smug:589103776699252887>
He's not burger?
No, he's gay mod
Even if he lives in America, he ain't American
But he still lives in a country with nothing to be proud of?
Yes. Whatever country spawned someone *who does it for free* should be ashamed
I thought he was American in which case your roasting yourself right now
I project a field of patriotism in a 100m radius at all times. America could be a burning wasteland, but when I'm around, it's the greatest country on earth
That's not what you implied by responding to gaybit
But ok
Look man, it's Tuesday morning bantz. I'm sorry if I accidentally retconned part of your Matthew Headcanon
I bet Matthew shoots up schools at least once a weak to prove his patriotism
Because there is nothing more American than a school shooting
Okay, dude. I'm getting sleepy myself so I'll let you off