I mean. Don't you? I just assumed you didn't answer because I said you would, and you're a contrarian

what scent is it

lasagne?

Mondays

what does monday smell like

Like every other day

If you're John, alcohol-sweat.

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Anyway, matt. When are you going to the range?

You can use this dead lady's timer

Maybe weekend after next. This weekend I'm going tubing down the river

https://www.ebay.com/ulk/itm/302891598937?

Wait, this last dies and her kid immediately starts trying to hawk her shit on eBay?

Damn

I'm going to a steel challenge in a couple weeks and I am thoroughly embarrassed by how shit my times are.

its more likely than you think, matt

This bitch has almost 500 items listed on eBay

Probably treats eBay as a fucking lifestyle

proably everything that was in her mothers home

I get why because you can't keep everything but yeah, maybe mentioning your dead mom by name like that would raise prices is a bit tasteless

i have some parts in the mail that need to arrive before i go shooting next

Bootlegs nerf darts?

Calicuck piece of shit

did you ever buy that chinese nerf 1911?

Reagan stopped that , unfortunately

Damn Norinco tried selling a rocket launchers and full autos to a bunch of bikers

I think I ended up getting a metals rubber band gun instead.

Fucking chink tards

i want to pick one of those 1911s up

seems like it would be fun

It'll be fun when the post office xrays it and rapes your ass

i better order some lube with it then

Don't play coy with me. You have lube already.

i do, but it would probably be convenient if there was already some in the package, ready to go

Post office doesnt give a fuck, its vustoms you need to worry about

My toothpick crossbow got stopped by customs once, but the chink said he resent it

Did you ever end up getting it?

To be determined. This was literally 2 days ago

Also I saw some next level tomfoolery at the costco yesterday, someone was slapping on barcodes over a bunch of high end kitchen appliances and checkinf out with those

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