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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist โBefore the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!โ
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. โHow old is this rock, pinhead?โ
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied โ4.6 billion years, you stupid Christianโ โWrong. Itโs been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is realโฆ then it should be an animal nowโ
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the โpoorโ (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named โSmall Governmentโ flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
That's the best fucking story I've ever read. <:ty:432820858998751232>
He's so lucky her boyfriend had the money for all that! Lucky!
Pls. Just let me shoot 1 gay. Just 1. Please
In Minecraft
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This is quality
Uh oh
Jamz said the band wurd
Hmmm
Fixed
Lmao
Thanks Japan
B A S T E
dude
weed
Peak male figurees
WEED LMAO
fuck how did i get in memetics
*Iโm fucking starving here just like a chinese peasant during the cultural revolution*
Example #1 why we *must* nuke ourselves
Anglo Saxophone ๐ท
I'm so done, this isn't your home, this isn't their home, if you want to see them so bad, GO BACK fuck off and leave the actual Americans alone. Honestly I'm so fucking done with all these fucking foreigners that don't belong in this fucking country anyway, you hate it so much? Go back you fucking sandnigger.
i can't tell if rage post or pasta
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Slob on my Knob
why does it have a females body but a males head
lookin like mr clean
Blaze it
*they're savages, savages*
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my funeral home. I work here with my the ghost of my old man and my son, Big Hearse. Everything in here has a story and a final resting place. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know when death is gonna come through that door.
Dude Joe sent that exact same video yesterday lol
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