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cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuraiss
there will be no ass curing here
breastplate
And you have a pretty good crossbowman, who is most likely going to survive.
hon hon hon mon capitan
iirc the mobile wooden walls were used by arrowmen too
they just didnt use the loops
man
why is shit so cheap on amazon
like damn boy
what are you searching?
generic armour
selling a lot of neato looking helmets for like 40 bux
"medieval roman centurion helmet"
theyre fucking retardedly listed tho
lol
cuirassiers are pointless
fucking centurions arent medieval
change my mind
cuirassiers are just one of the many medieval memes that show up in artwork everynow and then becuase they were rich ass generals or something
should probably try battle ready might actually be able to find proper weapons and armor
curaissiers arent medieval
ye no
i dunno bout that mate
the name battle ready reeks of not being battle ready
lol
well depends on ur definition of medieval vs renaissance
16 and 17th century
def not medieval
but
yeah thats how i do it prettu much
it's literally rich assholes trying to be knights
when knights have no use anymore
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click it
i dare you
Lifetime of cuirassiers saw little combat.
they'd be much more effective as infantry
honestly their are sites that sell real swords
ones that can kill a man
Now I'm going to be constantly recommended shit like this
@Machinimal tell that to the ottomans in 1683
By Fucking Amazon
Thanks
yoiure welcome
I'm already recommended "Programming socks"
that's pretty hot
no i mean the cuirassiers
if its rivitted she gets the rod
why chainmail lingerie exists
i have no iodea
im pretty sure semen cn pierce chainmail
I have a friend who makes chainmail and leather stuff
sadly chainmail condoms proved to not be very effective
As the years went by, the rich knights didn't like how heavy and unwieldy the armor was, and slowly started losing pieces over time.
Well, with a chainmail condom you'd just be scraping by.
Until they basically only had the front plate
LMAO
haha
@Zakhan CHAFING
then again
thatd be like
ribbed condom xtra large
hmm
that might actually be hawt
cant say
<:cuckertarlson:462285973724856320>
actually it looks like my friend is more into making scalemail than chainmail
scalemail is more aesthetic
or a mixture of both
do thy do commissions?
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I'll admit
That's kinda cute
That dog's name is Karen, and would like to speak to your manager about a duel.
this was the photo she used to announce that she'd been accepted as a vendor at this year's ren faire
Hello
that dog looks unhappy
rip
Not everyone is happy to go to war Luci
lel
boobs
who wanna bet those are fake ๐ ฑiddies?
literally pointless armour
i think she just wanted a dress
thats better
silly shoulders tgo
Yeah she's just doing it for aesthetics
Fake tits are heresy
Not as *aesthetic* though
also no they're not fake
fake tits explode when a hockey puck hits em
Oh?
how do you know?
Not fake?
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Oh?
bitches in gambeson make my iron the big iron
You are approaching me?
they arent that big
why would you think theyre fake
because I know her very well
it's the positioning
maybe it's the dress
idk
they're just being pushed up by rigid metal
Because he's not got much experience with real ones.
Remember kids: boob armor is a bad idea.
Oof
reminder kiddos
in the us of a
the average cup size is c
Perfect tbh
stop posting crusader waifus
youre makin my dick too hard
Kek.
all your ๐ ฑiddies are belong to us
๐บ๐ธ
Even the most well-endowed woman can wear "conventional" armor. They only need a slightly larger breastplate.
now now
tiddy armour works fine
if you believe in the emperor hard enough
<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
#bolterbitchesunite
its just dudes who want that medieval aesthetic
@Goodwood of Dankโข the woman with the biggest tiddies in the world has tiddies larger than multiple water melons
who cares
completely natural
Tiddy armor is impractical, unnecessary, and in fact more dangerous. The increased protrusion means an incoming blow is more likely to glance up and into the throat, rather than down and away.
she was on an episode of tosh.0
RIP her back
she couldnt wear a breasplate
I wouldn't be surprised if she has them reduced
Or has already
she was an old woman
@Lucienne d'Anwyl but are they natty?
Besides, boobs squish.
when she was on the show
yes theyre natural
i said that lol
i cant read
@Goodwood of Dankโข uh dude
do you uh know how boobs work?
Yes.
they squish but so does your diaphragm
I've had girlfriends.
a corset
makes it very hard to breathe already
My last ex agreed with me RE: boob armor.
you cant just squish boobs infinitely
Sadly tbh
Tits are not for long-term squishing
boob armour doesnt work thats obvious lol
but squishing tidders too much is ery bad
oh look
Boob armor works fine really, it's just impractical to make
its captain blood
anything up to a D you can probably be fine with in normal armour
good thing armor is made to be worn for brief periods of time
@TheBrsrkr if your armour has boobs on it
the point of a sword gets deflected into the chest
your armour gets fucked
you die
tbh has anyone tested that
That's not how armor works at all
thats how armour works completely
I dunno about a sword, but a lance would sure as hell suck
armour is smooth so blows deflect off of it
swiss papal waifu
adding ways for the point of swords to catch will fruck up your armour
If the a sword gets deflected, it's still deflected, it doesn't have the same force as a strike to the chest
you'd still need something with the hardness+force to pierce the armor
so a sword tip?
diverting a pierce into a central cavity doenst guarantee death against normal swords, but vs spear/arrows it does
no it doesnt get deflected lol
Depends on the style. Basic chestplates, yeah, probably
it goes
*into* the chest
the force is split though
the force is barely changed
No it doesn't go into the chest, that's no how forces work
a glance into a hard blow is better than a straight blow
if it was properly deflected
i mean its significantly better that a blow deflects rather than impacts
like initial strike subrtracts a certain abount of force
cavities = more impact
I think Shad has a video on this exact topic
then the rest goes to the crevice
shad as in shadman?
yeah but you want as many neutons as possible off to the side
Shadiversity
shadiversity presumably
oh ok
idk man shadman shows up when you least expect it
i mean it's not *great*
hey man
>Shadman
but it's probably not as bad as it's made to be
if you want to spend hundreds of dollars on a boob plate
and then test it
go nuts
as an aside
Holy shit
Yes
womens bones are also a lot weaker then mens
even if the armour doesnt get pierced
by by sternum
bye bye
and presto its a woman with a penis
i mean
you should have enough padding to prevent a break
still its just not good
If you think you can glance a blow off plate and shatter a sternum, you've never swung a sword
how about just not have that
a pointed weapon would have a hard time causing a break if it doesnt pierce
Hypothetical combat scenario, if you had a boob plate, and took a glance off the side, you'd be better off than a flatter plate, as the rounding redirects much more of the strike. However, if the strike hits more center, the rounding focuses that blow towards the center. If not already harmful, you get a more direct force, potentially imbalancing you or knocking you down, which spells death in most circumstances.
you dont swing a thrust
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unless its a warhammer <braintap>
It's even worse if you're thrusting
Is that what she said?
i really doubt you could break bones without useing heavy blunt force
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