Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl
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Tiddy armor is impractical, unnecessary, and in fact more dangerous. The increased protrusion means an incoming blow is more likely to glance up and into the throat, rather than down and away.
she was on an episode of tosh.0
RIP her back
she couldnt wear a breasplate
I wouldn't be surprised if she has them reduced
Or has already
she was an old woman
@Lucienne d'Anwyl but are they natty?
Besides, boobs squish.
when she was on the show
yes theyre natural
i said that lol
i cant read
@Goodwood of Dank™ uh dude
do you uh know how boobs work?
Yes.
they squish but so does your diaphragm
I've had girlfriends.
a corset
she does leatherwork too
My last ex agreed with me RE: boob armor.
you cant just squish boobs infinitely
Sadly tbh
Tits are not for long-term squishing
boob armour doesnt work thats obvious lol
but squishing tidders too much is ery bad
oh look
Boob armor works fine really, it's just impractical to make
its captain blood
anything up to a D you can probably be fine with in normal armour
good thing armor is made to be worn for brief periods of time
@TheBrsrkr if your armour has boobs on it
the point of a sword gets deflected into the chest
your armour gets fucked
you die
cat bracers
tbh has anyone tested that
That's not how armor works at all