Message from @Coolitic
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they arent that big
why would you think theyre fake
because I know her very well
it's the positioning
maybe it's the dress
idk
they're just being pushed up by rigid metal
Because he's not got much experience with real ones.
Remember kids: boob armor is a bad idea.
Oof
reminder kiddos
in the us of a
the average cup size is c
Perfect tbh
stop posting crusader waifus
youre makin my dick too hard
Kek.
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Even the most well-endowed woman can wear "conventional" armor. They only need a slightly larger breastplate.
now now
tiddy armour works fine
if you believe in the emperor hard enough
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#bolterbitchesunite
its just dudes who want that medieval aesthetic
@Goodwood of Dank™ the woman with the biggest tiddies in the world has tiddies larger than multiple water melons
who cares
completely natural
Tiddy armor is impractical, unnecessary, and in fact more dangerous. The increased protrusion means an incoming blow is more likely to glance up and into the throat, rather than down and away.
she was on an episode of tosh.0
RIP her back
she couldnt wear a breasplate
I wouldn't be surprised if she has them reduced
Or has already
she was an old woman