who cares

completely natural

Tiddy armor is impractical, unnecessary, and in fact more dangerous. The increased protrusion means an incoming blow is more likely to glance up and into the throat, rather than down and away.

she was on an episode of tosh.0

RIP her back

she couldnt wear a breasplate

I wouldn't be surprised if she has them reduced

Or has already

she was an old woman

@Lucienne d'Anwyl but are they natty?

Besides, boobs squish.

when she was on the show

yes theyre natural

i said that lol

i cant read

@Goodwood of Dank™ uh dude

do you uh know how boobs work?

Yes.

they squish but so does your diaphragm

I've had girlfriends.

a corset

makes it very hard to breathe already

she does leatherwork too

My last ex agreed with me RE: boob armor.

you cant just squish boobs infinitely

Sadly tbh

Tits are not for long-term squishing

boob armour doesnt work thats obvious lol

but squishing tidders too much is ery bad

oh look

Boob armor works fine really, it's just impractical to make

its captain blood

anything up to a D you can probably be fine with in normal armour

good thing armor is made to be worn for brief periods of time

@TheBrsrkr if your armour has boobs on it

the point of a sword gets deflected into the chest

your armour gets fucked

you die

cat bracers