i have no iodea

im pretty sure semen cn pierce chainmail

I have a friend who makes chainmail and leather stuff

sadly chainmail condoms proved to not be very effective

As the years went by, the rich knights didn't like how heavy and unwieldy the armor was, and slowly started losing pieces over time.

Well, with a chainmail condom you'd just be scraping by.

Until they basically only had the front plate

@Zakhan STOP

LMAO

haha

@Zakhan CHAFING

then again

thatd be like

ribbed condom xtra large

hmm

that might actually be hawt

cant say

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actually it looks like my friend is more into making scalemail than chainmail

scalemail is more aesthetic

or a mixture of both

do thy do commissions?

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I'll admit

That's kinda cute

That dog's name is Karen, and would like to speak to your manager about a duel.

this was the photo she used to announce that she'd been accepted as a vendor at this year's ren faire

Hello

that dog looks unhappy

rip

Not everyone is happy to go to war Luci

lel

boobs

who wanna bet those are fake 🅱iddies?

literally pointless armour

i think she just wanted a dress

thats better

silly shoulders tgo