Message from @yearspastmatter
Discord ID: 615323085498875905
i think she just wanted a dress
thats better
silly shoulders tgo
Yeah she's just doing it for aesthetics
Fake tits are heresy
Not as *aesthetic* though
also no they're not fake
fake tits explode when a hockey puck hits em
Oh?
how do you know?
Not fake?
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Oh?
bitches in gambeson make my iron the big iron
You are approaching me?
they arent that big
why would you think theyre fake
it's the positioning
maybe it's the dress
idk
they're just being pushed up by rigid metal
Because he's not got much experience with real ones.
Remember kids: boob armor is a bad idea.
Oof
reminder kiddos
in the us of a
the average cup size is c
Perfect tbh
stop posting crusader waifus
youre makin my dick too hard
Kek.
all your 🅱iddies are belong to us
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Even the most well-endowed woman can wear "conventional" armor. They only need a slightly larger breastplate.