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Oh?

bitches in gambeson make my iron the big iron

You are approaching me?

they arent that big

why would you think theyre fake

because I know her very well

it's the positioning

maybe it's the dress

idk

they're just being pushed up by rigid metal

Because he's not got much experience with real ones.

Remember kids: boob armor is a bad idea.

Oof

reminder kiddos

in the us of a

the average cup size is c

Perfect tbh

stop posting crusader waifus

youre makin my dick too hard

Kek.

all your 🅱iddies are belong to us

🇺🇸

Even the most well-endowed woman can wear "conventional" armor. They only need a slightly larger breastplate.

now now

tiddy armour works fine

if you believe in the emperor hard enough

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#bolterbitchesunite

its just dudes who want that medieval aesthetic

@Goodwood of Dank™ the woman with the biggest tiddies in the world has tiddies larger than multiple water melons

who cares

completely natural

Tiddy armor is impractical, unnecessary, and in fact more dangerous. The increased protrusion means an incoming blow is more likely to glance up and into the throat, rather than down and away.

she was on an episode of tosh.0

RIP her back